What kind of club is best for baby harp seals?

[jonnyjack]

someone at my work has this bumper sticker on their car...makes me luagh every time.

http://www.cafepress.com/clubmyseal.15559183

 

[sandorski]

putter

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: MedicBob
I can't see this remaining open.

is anandtech moderator a baby seal?

Probably not, but I bet they like them.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
I have tried getting them to join the chess club, but their flippers keep knocking over the pieces. A few joined the drama club, but their vocal range is limited. They seemed to lose interest in the pep club...

I saw this on (shudder) Yahoo Answers and thought I'd share the good humor.

-1 on your thread count.

404: teh funney not found.

 

[RaiderJ]

In my experience, it's best to go for a rubber mallet or other such padded implement. Preserves the pelt by crushing the skull over a larger area, so as not to poke any extra holes. Baby seals are small and thusly you need to use every available square inch. However, the rest of the animal is useless and can be discarded.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
the best way to club a baby seal is to use another baby seal

Double the death and no tools to clean!

 

[Ika]

Swimming Club is a good one. They probably don't like the organization of the Swim Team, but they still need a way to get their daily joy in.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
I have tried getting them to join the chess club, but their flippers keep knocking over the pieces. A few joined the drama club, but their vocal range is limited. They seemed to lose interest in the pep club...

I saw this on (shudder) Yahoo Answers and thought I'd share the good humor.

-1 on your thread count.

404: teh funney not found.

As soon as I find the history button in IE7 I'll get you the link, though it looks like they may've deleted it

EDIT: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index...cLHu9NTzy6IX?qid=20061105134902AAoDuyp

 

[soydios]

Best club? For blunt trauma, your foot.

 

[Oblivionaire]

This thread is worthless without pics.















Of the seals playing chess you sick bastards!