What is your take on Strip Clubs?

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Spooner

Lifer
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it's not "bad" until you become that 70 year old guy that goes every day and drops his retirement on lap dances
 
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Freejack2

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They are good for single men. It's a nice safe "relief" for them. If you're married and going to one, it might be time to go to a marriage counselor.
 
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Viper GTS

Lifer
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Oh God, here we go again...

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Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: Freejack2
They are good for single men. It's a nice safe "relief" for them.
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Actually, I think it is the opposite. When I was single and I used to go, it used to show me what I was missing. I used to leave them very horny.

Now that I am married, if I go (for stags or the like), my wife had better be ready when I get home :D

 
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MichaelD

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Originally posted by: Freejack2
They are good for single men. It's a nice safe "relief" for them.
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Actually, I think it is the opposite. When I was single and I used to go, it used to show me what I was missing. I used to leave them very horny.

Now that I am married, if I go (for stags or the like), my wife had better be ready when I get home :D
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And this is EXACTLY why 99% of all involved women HATE strip clubs. My GF's reasoning is that if I go to a strip club and come home horny, that I'm thinking of THEM while doing her. Whatever.
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Anyway, strip clubs are for losers anyway. I would MUCH rather take my $100 and go to a regular nightclub and try to pick up a real woman that I can take home and spread jelly on, rather than sit there all night and give $1 bills to a woman that will in no way in hell please me sexually. Why window shop when you can puchase?
 
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InfectedMushroom

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Originally posted by: Freejack2
They are good for single men. It's a nice safe "relief" for them.
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Actually, I think it is the opposite. When I was single and I used to go, it used to show me what I was missing. I used to leave them very horny.

Now that I am married, if I go (for stags or the like), my wife had better be ready when I get home :D
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And this is EXACTLY why 99% of all involved women HATE strip clubs. My GF's reasoning is that if I go to a strip club and come home horny, that I'm thinking of THEM while doing her. Whatever.
rolleye.gif


Anyway, strip clubs are for losers anyway. I would MUCH rather take my $100 and go to a regular nightclub and try to pick up a real woman that I can take home and spread jelly on, rather than sit there all night and give $1 bills to a woman that will in no way in hell please me sexually. Why window shop when you can puchase?
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instead of giving the strippers $1 bills at a time, give her the whole $100 and negotiate something. it works like a charm. ;)

ummm, yeah, that's what my friends told me. :D
 
rudder

rudder

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The women there have no intention of sleeping with you (well maybe some of the skankier ones) but they will sure act like enough to make you give them lots of money. They are playing you and probably laugh out how easy it is to seperate your money from your tight wallet.

Especially as a married person I would rather spend the money on my children.
 
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MagicOnline

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I have fun when I go.... sometimes I will act like Im bored or falling asleep when the hot girls come on stage, that always freaks em out, then they have to come over and ask why they bored me. We always tell the lap dancers that it is one of our bachelor parties and we always get free lapdances from like 10 girls. One time we brought a stack of scripts my friend had from drama classes back in college. We just sat in the corner diuscussing what girls would fit what part in the scripts. Without even lying to them some started coming over asking what the movie was about and what kind of girls we needed, It was fuggin hilarious. I like to have fun with it, Im not there to get my roxx off, Im good with what i get at home......
 
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badluck

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the fun part is bringing a chic and watching what happens.....going with dood's can be fun if you go every so often....
 
Nocturnal

Nocturnal

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its bad if youre addicted to it and youre a computer nerd who cant get any so you go there every weekend/day to spend your pay check on women who will never love you or even think about you ever again.

if youre going with the boys like on a a guys night out or something and spending < 20.00 then thats ok.

other then that, youre pathetic if you go there all the time in my book.

i forgot to mention that i dont like it because its a big tease. so is porn, a big tease. youll never get to have sex with those women. :(
 
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Quixfire

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Haven't been to one yet, nor do I plan on going to one. I guess I don't get the reason behind it, what the sense a watching a woman dance in the nude if your not going to enjoy her fully later?

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MagicOnline

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Originally posted by: InfectedMushroom
instead of giving the strippers $1 bills at a time, give her the whole $100 and negotiate something. it works like a charm. ;)

ummm, yeah, that's what my friends told me. :D
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LOL! I tried this once like 8 years ago at Mitchell Brothers O'Farrel theatre in San Francisco. There was a dancer named Crystal who looked like Halle Berry (as close as I can remember), I told her we needed to hit the private room. I gave her $150 to start and this girl worked me good, all the way, put a condom on me by mouth and pleased me by hand, then cleaned me up too. It was amazing, best time ever in a strip club. One of the hottest girls I ever met in a club too.

That was the....I had just got a big bonus from work so I didn't care, but now, (Im married) But I would never drop any cash in a strip club now. We just have some fun messing around with these silly little sluts, strip clubs are like Adult Scandias...
 
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