what is your official job title ?

rh71

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What's yours ? Any stupendously exaggerated ones out there ?
 

shortylickens

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In the Navy I was a deck ape.

One time we made up a title like:
"Shipboard exterior preservation technician and deck equipment maintenance specialist."

Anyone who has lived in San Diego or Norfolk knows what a deck ape is.
They're the guys hanging over the side scraping paint.
 

AbAbber2k

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They call me "The Monkey." :(
Whenever a job needs to be done that no one else wants to do... they call me.
 

rh71

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I should've known better than to post this after work hours. ;)
 

QuitBanningMe

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
In the Navy I was a deck ape.

One time we made up a title like:
"Shipboard exterior preservation technician and deck equipment maintenance specialist."

Anyone who has lived in San Diego or Norfolk knows what a deck ape is.
They're the guys hanging over the side scraping paint.
BM or just undesignated?
 

shopbruin

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Business Formations Specialist, but really it needs to be changed to what i really do: "person you bitch at all day because you needed it two weeks ago and placed your order two days ago"
 

Maetryx

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I work with a guy that is:
Household Hazardous Waste Technician II/Equipment Operator