what is your halloween costume for this year?

[brianmanahan]

i'm torn between dressing as drunk justice kavanaugh, or a sexy ghost

 

[zinfamous]

What about drunk sexy zombie Kavanaugh?

 

[BoomerD]

Grumpy old man...same as every year.

 

[highland145]

Grumpy old man...same as every year.

So 365, you're scaring the kids.

 

[Stopsignhank]

I will be in China, so my costume will be of a white guy.

 

[brianmanahan]

What about drunk sexy zombie Kavanaugh?

ooh man, that'd be the crossover nobody saw coming

 

[Printer Bandit]

I'm going as a no talent ass clown.

 

[Hugo Drax]

KKK Costume would that fly on holloween? Or be problematic?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Something scary: Sexy Nurse. As a big hairy guy that's guaranteed to terrify children. And everyone else.

 

[Herr Kutz]

Grumpy old man...same as every year.

Sounds about right.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Going as a bearded ginger.

Actually if I was still at that stage of life where I dress up I'd probably go as a viking, I could probably pull it off right now.

 

[Herr Kutz]

Going as a bearded ginger.

Actually if I was still at that stage of life where I dress up I'd probably go as a viking, I could probably pull it off right now.

If we pool together some money and send you a Viking costume, will you post pics?

 

[DesiPower]

i'm torn between dressing as drunk justice kavanaugh, or a sexy ghost

Planning to paint your face white?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Going as a bearded ginger.

Actually if I was still at that stage of life where I dress up I'd probably go as a viking, I could probably pull it off right now.

A fur-clad barbarian who likes alcoholic beverages and can only grunt portions of any recognizable language? How is that different from your daily identity as a Canadian?

 

[Darwin333]

I am thinking about something like the guy on the left which would be rather easy.

But I'd prefer something like this but with an alter boy instead of a sheep, would be a bit harder though.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Grumpy old man...same as every year.

And same as the other 364 days.

 

[brianmanahan]

i like this one

 

[Sonikku]

Bowsette.



j/k, I'm not cute enough.

 

[Exterous]

I'll dress like someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about dressing up for halloween

 

[highland145]

I'll dress like someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about dressing up for halloween

Boomer in the making.

 

[FerrelGeek]

I'm think of two possibilities -

Go as Hillary Clinton. Beg for candy, refuse to leave. Eventually go away then come back about 15 minutes later and repeat the cycle a couple times. Call everyone that doesn't give me the candy that I like deplorable.

Or

Go as Mayne.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

KKK Costume would that fly on holloween? Or be problematic?

Just make sure you carry around a sign that says #TriggerWarning

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I'm old now, so no costume for me. But I do get to dress up the kid. Going with this.

Also I'm going to be on vacation during Halloween. Over the last 10 years slowly slowly slowly I grew more and more annoyed with shithead kids so I don't even hand out candy anymore. Is it that difficult to teach your kid some basic elements? Like if I'm holding a bowl of candy in my hands and handing them out - how fucking basic is it to teach your kids that they shouldn't be trying to dive their hands in?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I'm think of two possibilities -

Go as Hillary Clinton. Beg for candy, refuse to leave. Eventually go away then come back about 15 minutes later and repeat the cycle a couple times. Call everyone that doesn't give me the candy that I like deplorable.

Or

Go as Mayne.

Don't forget to constantly tell people to POKEYMAN GO TO THE POLLS! Works perfectly for the timing.

 

[PricklyPete]

40 year old dad walking his 3 toddlers around the neighborhood.