- Sep 2, 2006
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my preferred method of exerting dominance is showing off my super bladder skills. i will drink numerous glasses of water/milk/pop/etc over a span of 6+ hours while at a friends house or a party. eventually everyone will have gone to the bathroom numerous times and will realize i havent and be like "you are drinking so much, dont you have to go?"
and i am all like "me? pfft, nah, i'm good" and i keep drinking.
finally when i get home my bladder is crying out in agony, but nobody knows that at the party
and i am all like "me? pfft, nah, i'm good" and i keep drinking.
finally when i get home my bladder is crying out in agony, but nobody knows that at the party

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