What is your dirtiest or most F'd up joke?

[KillyKillall]

...inspired by the horrible clean joke thread.

 

[backseatmidget]

the aristocrats

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Your birth was a horrible joke played on mankind

 

[ppdes]

Forum is too whipped for me to post mine. I've seen people banned for making jokes that were demeaning to women here.

 

[BigJ]

I'd be outta here so fast my head would spin.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: backseatmidget
the aristocrats

 

[DainBramaged]

Not looking for a perma-ban, thanks.

 

[Canai]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=2020836&enterthread=y

 

[thetxstang]

A white horse fell in some black mud.

 

[Oceandevi]

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?






































A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

 

[Freshgeardude]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
...inspired by the horrible clean joke thread.

ur face

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: backseatmidget
the aristocrats

I saw that movie a week ago.
Its more "hmmmmm" funny than "BWA HAA HAA!" funny.

I'd like to post a link to the thread "Stupid Jokes that made you laugh anyway", but it was either deleted or lost in the archives.

Anyway, my favorite joke from that thread (because its so wrong) is as follows:

Q - Whats the best thing about showering with a 12 year old girl?
A - If you slick her hair back, she looks like a 10 year old boy!

 

[Jeff7]

Wait until the night crew goes on duty. The Kinky Mod and the Fun Mod are on duty then. The Mean Mod works by day
Just watch out, if something wakes him up, he'll sign on and go on a rage-fueled banfest. :laugh:
I know I'm in a pretty bad mood when I'm awakened in the middle of the night, especially if it's because of another person.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Your birth was a horrible joke played on mankind

:laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

is this a ban honeypot?

 

[manowar821]

A jewish man, an islamic man, and a christian man all walk into a bar. Then they kill each-other in the name of the same god. THE END! LOL

 

[dug777]

Post it on TFNN

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
is this a ban honeypot?

Yes, yes it is!

 

[leftyman]

what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?


























quarter pounder with cheese