what is with all the lifers?

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
This thread sucks :thumbsdown:

i got nothin to add to that except for this blatant but unintentional ass-kiss... all the lifers have done for me so far is help me out and generally be cool. ehhe

I wish I had a nose as brown as yours, but alas... I am not as apt to bow before another man's tuckus...

You just kiss the ass of make believe beings in the sky.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Who has the key to the lifer bathroom?

pulse8? You had it last...

Do NOT go in there!

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: Banana
Oh noes! rashomon is telling on you!

Wow, he got his question answered real quick...

rashomon's website:

http://www.twisted-teez.net/pentplayaz/

pentplayaz

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
This thread sucks :thumbsdown:

i got nothin to add to that except for this blatant but unintentional ass-kiss... all the lifers have done for me so far is help me out and generally be cool. ehhe

If you're typing, my car's not getting washed, n00b. Now chop-chop before I decide to replace your ball gag. :frown:

 

[captains]

this thread will most likely be part of the top ten threads of 2005

 

[rasholianmon]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mre...arriors/Royals.037.php

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Motion for ban.
Post in Forum Issues about this troll, and a trolling post by him.

ok, if you're gonna put me on trial, do i in another thread...

this is for lifers discussion only.

I'm a lifer. You seem to pretty much be a self-rightous ass. Ergo, I flame you. You want a flow chart, or was that clear?

Stan: We need to talk. Do you know what this is about?
Joanna: My, uh, flair.
Stan: Yeah. Or, uh, your lack thereof. I'm counting and I only see fifteen pieces. Let me ask you a question, Joanna.
Joanna: Umm-hmm.
Stan: What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum?
Joanna: Huh. What do I think? Let me tell you what I think, Stan. If you want me to wear thirty-seven pieces of flair like your pretty boy Brian over there, then why don't you just make the minimum thirty-seven pieces of flair?
Stan: Well, I thought I remember you saying you wanted to express yourself.
Joanna: Yeah. Yeah. Y'know what? I do. I do want to express myself. Ok? And I don't need thirty-seven pieces of flair to do it. (gives him the finger) All right? There's my flair! And this is me expressing myself. (holds up her hand) There it is! I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!
(She storms out.)

A newb posting OfficeSpace in his defense...blasphemy I say blasphemy...

Watch your corn hole, dude

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
This thread sucks :thumbsdown:

i got nothin to add to that except for this blatant but unintentional ass-kiss... all the lifers have done for me so far is help me out and generally be cool. ehhe

If you're typing, my car's not getting washed, n00b. Now chop-chop before I decide to replace your ball gag. :frown:

:laugh: "bring out the gimp." oh wait, OPs already here. KIDDING OP! seriously, peace. hehe

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mre...arriors/Royals.037.php

I think you meant to post this about you.

Or, perhaps this

 

[TallBill]

Boo frickin hoo.. go get a few thousand more posts, then you learn to bitch properly.

 

[rickn]

I thought this was a prison thread.

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

I'll take the first shift. Who's next?

 

[GasX]

While for the most part the Royals rule with magnanimity, they will not tolerate impertinence from the hoi polloi.

And we especially don't stand for impertinence from F-tards like yourself.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

A pack of smokes says otherwise.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

Figures you'd have an electronically-coded chastity belt.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

I can see it now. You are in the gym shower in high school and some cretinous lineman from the football team is cornholing you violently while everyone turns their back. You turn around defiantly and tell him that next time the access code will not work and that he is pwnxor3d!


:roll:

 

[Deeko]

*sigh*

What makes us lifers? We have 10,000+ posts you idiot.

What makes us 'pompous assholes' towards you? You're a goddamn moron. You don't need to be a newb for that, I'll rip a lifer if he says stuff like you too.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

Figures you'd have an electronically-coded chastity belt.

I think he's actually just got a few bibles stuffed up there for safekeeping. That would explain the paper cuts.

 

[Ausm]

F.OFF N00b


Ausm

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

Figures you'd have an electronically-coded chastity belt.

I think he's actually just got a few bibles stuffed up there for safekeeping. That would explain the paper cuts.

And, in a pinch, can be used as TP replacement.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: rickn
I thought this was a prison thread.

if so, who's gonna make me their b$%ch???

You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

you can't have me. I've already blocked your access codes.

Figures you'd have an electronically-coded chastity belt.

I think he's actually just got a few bibles stuffed up there for safekeeping. That would explain the paper cuts.

And, in a pinch, can be used as TP replacement.

You made a pun.

 

[captains]

the lock is gonna have to be gigantic to get all the way around this one