What is Victoria's secret?

[StageLeft]

Has she told anybody?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

She used to be Victor.

 

[DeMeo]

She's a man, baby!

 

[mb]

That she is a he.

 

[GTaudiophile]

It's the type of underwear you like to put on when MrsSkoorb leaves the house.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

She has told me every time my wife orders something from there.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Actually, the secret is, "Wives will sell their husbands to pay for good underwear."