What is up with the penguins???

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LeiZaK

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saw a mazda 6 on the way to work this morning with a bumper sticker that read, "I BRAKE FOR PENGUINS". What is this world coming to?
 
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Sheepathon

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The penguin crap originated with the moving of tectonic plates. Antarctica was once a lush, tropical continent. Upon it's arrival at the south pole of the Earth, life slowly moved away. Except the penguins. They stayed. They prevailed. They are l337er than the rest of us. Once upon a time, there was an iceberg. And there was a penguin. And when God created Adam on the sixth day, he was pleased. But then he realized he would need to create a superior creature elsewhere on earth if man were to ever become corrupt with power and need gangsta retaliation. The penguins are biding their time, gentlemen. We can only wait. And pray...to the pagan gods of the South Pole.
 
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eigen

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
The penguin crap originated with the moving of tectonic plates. Antarctica was once a lush, tropical continent. Upon it's arrival at the south pole of the Earth, life slowly moved away. Except the penguins. They stayed. They prevailed. They are l337er than the rest of us. Once upon a time, there was an iceberg. And there was a penguin. And when God created Adam on the sixth day, he was pleased. But then he realized he would need to create a superior creature elsewhere on earth if man were to ever become corrupt with power and need gangsta retaliation. The penguins are biding their time, gentlemen. We can only wait. And pray...to the pagan gods of the South Pole.
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