What is TRUE bravery?

Brutuskend

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True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
 

Bootprint

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Jan 11, 2002
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After saying that, it might be safer to sleep with a butt plug unless you want to find the electric egg beater where the sun don't shine.
 

Evadman

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Feb 18, 2001
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True bravery is a man with diarrhea chancing a fart.