What is this grade-school rhyme? naked ladies?

[Epsil0n00]

Hey,

I have been trying to remember a rhyme that kids used to say in gradeschool all the time. Maybe you can remember how it goes, any or all of the rhyme.

I know that it has something to do with france, naked ladies, a crack in the wall, and boys looking in the crack. That is all I remember--I know its not much to go on, but I am sure that I remember there being a rhyme based on these things. It is driving me crazy trying to remember! AHHH!

Help please?

**It is not the "I see London, I see France, I see Tammy's underpants" one.

 

[deftron]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Naked lady's on my c___



Oh...wait..nevermind..that was something else..

 

[Epsil0n00]

There once was a man from O'Hare,
who was f-cking his wife on the stair
when the banister broke, he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in the air.

hmmm, nope, not that one...

 

[dc]

haha, i remember this because a friend got in trouble for it.

there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance
there's a hole in the wall
so the men can see it all

 

[Spike]

LOL, gotta love those days back in elementary school... times were much simpler then....

 

[notfred]

<< haha, i remember this because a friend got in trouble for it.

there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance
there's a hole in the wall
so the men can see it all >>



That's the first part... I seem to remeber a second verse, but can't remember what it was.....

 

[Epsil0n00]

that's it! YES!

I think you're right, there is a second verse... anybody?

Thanks!

 

[Epsil0n00]

here's one:

"There's a place in France, where the naked ladies dance..."
"There's a hole in the wall, and the boys can see it all..."
"And the cops don't shoot, 'cuz they think it's kind of cute..."
"When the dancers kick, every man will grab his dick."

 

[dc]

/me doesn't recall a second verse. sorry.

 

[Epsil0n00]

another (lame though):

"There's a place in France
where the naked ladies dance
But the men don't care
Cause they wear no underwear."

 

[johnjbruin]

<< I seem to remeber a second verse, but can't remember what it was..... >>



Just an interesting sentence.

 

[Epsil0n00]

"and the underwear they chew, costs a dollar ninety two."

 

[Epsil0n00]

thats all I could find... thanks for the help guys!