what is this critter?

[luv2liv]

picture of its under belly.
the head is on top. two sharp looking tales on the bottom of this picture.

from head to bottom is about .5 inches. found it in my clean laundry basket.
what is this critter? does it bite?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Some species of centipede.

 

[luv2liv]

oh yeah, after taking a photo of it alive. i was gonna throw it away.
an ant musta seen the bug, killed it, and trying to bring the trophy home? amazing how something smaller can take down something 6 times its size!

 

[MrSquished]

Those things freak me out. It takes every ounce of bravery for me to kill those fuckers. But I do. And for that I am strong, like bull!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

House centipede.

 

[Cappuccino]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[luv2liv]

alright, thanks for the info on centipede! gonna look it up now on how to exterminate and prevent

 

[cbrunny]

Better kill it quick....

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Just sprayed another one of thse, 3rd one in a month or so. Unless its the same one and it drinks Raid like doing shots.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

The little fucker is now flowing down the drain pipes.

 

[Mai72]

Do they come up your toilet?

 

[Thebobo]

The little fucker is now flowing down the drain pipes.

Wait till the The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Insects hears about that!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Wait till the The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Insects hears about that!

Sweet, I wonder how many things I kill doing yard work?

 

[FeuerFrei]

I'm more familiar with the larger, leggier variety of house centipede (disgustibus maximus). They are scary fast.

Not that I'm familiar - I haven't seen one in years.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I'm more familiar with the larger, leggier variety of house centipede (disgustibus maximus). They are scary fast.

Not that I'm familiar - I haven't seen one in years.

Those are the ones I have killed recently.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Those are the ones I have killed recently.

Thank you, kind sir.

 

[snoopy7548]

Imagine waking up to one of these crawling all over you...

https://www.google.com/search?q=gia...WFNz4KHdILBXcQ_AUIBigB&biw=1555&bih=979&dpr=1

 

[FeuerFrei]

Imagine waking up to one of these crawling all over you...

https://www.google.com/search?q=gia...WFNz4KHdILBXcQ_AUIBigB&biw=1555&bih=979&dpr=1

mmm .... L O B S T E R S for breakfast

 

[Thebobo]

Imagine waking up to one of these crawling all over you...

https://www.google.com/search?q=gia...WFNz4KHdILBXcQ_AUIBigB&biw=1555&bih=979&dpr=1

Holly Shnit that thing is scary looking

Caption says - Soldier in Vietnam holding giant centipede

 

[Thebobo]

Also, I do this as well not sure if it works.

 

[ctbaars]

Wait till the The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Insects hears about that!

Is this one not a parody?
https://www.peta.org/about-peta/faq/what-about-insects-and-other-pests/

 

[FeuerFrei]

Also, I do this as well not sure if it works.

I don't know if that'd work for me. Might be good for hermits or reclusive types.

It's kind of the reverse of birds. Male birds come along, spot a nest of eggs, and masturbate furiously over it.

 

[BurnItDwn]

That is probably a mutated Flying squirrel.
It went through the teleportation machine from "The Fly" with a fly. So, its a squirrel Fly hybrid monster.

 

[Ferzerp]

Holly Shnit that thing is scary looking


Caption says - Soldier in Vietnam holding giant centipede

Oh look, a fake picture. Complete with fake picture soldier background (because they're always war pictures to somehow make you accept ridiculous claims). Here is more the proper scale for a giant centipede.

 

[Thebobo]

My centipede is clearly more massive, you must have smaller centipede syndrome.