What is the worst pick up line you rember?

[yokomo]

I think the best one is.. Do you wash your pants with windex? Because I can see my self in them? What are yours?

 

[Toastedlightly]

Nice shoes. Lets fvck.

 

[Tylanner]

Poop.

 

[sisq0kidd]

"Hi my name is yokomo, wanna have sex?"

 

[ironcrotch]

omghi2u

 

[aplefka]

Similar to sisq0's, basically it was "I wanna have sex with you."

 

[white]

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[her209]

Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And multiply!

 

[yokomo]

Yea or wanna get a pizza and F@CK? pause What you don't like pizza?

 

[Schneider879]

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy

 

[anxi80]

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: anxi80
my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

:laugh:

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: Schneider879
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy

hehe :laugh:

That's actually funny.

 

[Malfeas]

I like doughnuts....................

 

[InverseOfNeo]

I caught you a delicious bass.

 

[amcdonald]

Hey... You're not sweating much for a fat chick.

 

[Carrot44]

But do they work or get you slapped?

 

[Dubb]

the word of the day is legs.

Now let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Carrot44
But do they work or get you slapped?

if it doesnt work, plan b...

"excuse ma'am, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Oh man, I heard this from some guy I know. It is THE WORST PICKUP LINE EVER!!! Here goes: He goes up to some chick who is drinking water from her water bottle, and he says to her:

Him: Can I have a drink of that water?
Her: No, there is a water fountain right over there.
Him: But I want some of yours because your lips were on it. *wink and smile.*

What an idiot.

 

[yokomo]

wow we ran out already... come on guys what the? no players in here...?

 

[Afro000Dude]

We should grow a garden together so I can plant my tulips next to your tulips. (two lips, HA....)

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: white
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Saying this out loud won't get you anywhere.. but I'll be damned if it isn't the truth. You can have the hottest girl in the world and a complete dork, but if he is the only one giving her any attention he has already unzipped the symbolic zipper

 

[Tbirdkid]

Hey girl... can i taste it?

 

[WelshBloke]

An old one but,

'Grab your coat, you've pulled'