Dr. Detroit
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Originally posted by: Fmr12B
True Story:
Impregnating my bosses wife
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
True Story:
Impregnating my bosses wife
Originally posted by: cmdavid
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
True Story:
Impregnating my bosses wife
:Q
oh my....
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
True Story:
Impregnating my bosses wife
ok, i think you win.
Holy crap...that sucksOriginally posted by: tweakmm
I threw away the the rare piece for the $20,000 set in that Batman Taco Bell game a few years ago. I didn't eat at TB much so I didn't think I would get any more pieces, I actually started playing the game a week later and felt quite ill once I realized that i had at least 3 of the other two pieces in the set.
Now I keep all of my game pieces.
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
True Story:
Impregnating my bosses wife
ok, i think you win.
bwahaha...yup
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Complete Bullshit:
Impregnating my bosses wife
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
True Story:
Impregnating my bosses wife
ok, i think you win.
bwahaha...yup
Does the comment you're resisting start with an "A" and end with an "ttention Whore?"Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: TheNinja
chopping off someone's head and not even thinking twice about it. ----- Because now that I think about it a little more, I realize I probably should have thought twice before chopping of his head simply because it would be an honorable and respectful thing to do before I chopped off his head and didn't think twice about it.
must......resist.......commenting......
My Mistress might be a little upset if I tried to contradict that.Originally posted by: Jero
I think mine was thinking women were goddesses..
That will never happen again.
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Complete Bullshit:
Impregnating my bosses wife
fixed.
Originally posted by: yukichigai
My Mistress might be a little upset if I tried to contradict that.Originally posted by: Jero
I think mine was thinking women were goddesses..
That will never happen again.
The worst mistake I ever made was not heeding the warning on Nair that says, "DO NOT USE ON GENITAL OR ANAL/PERIANAL AREAS." Yeah. Ouch.
When I was 5 or so I opened up a bottle of Sprite to find that the cap said "You Win a Jeep!" I was excited, so was my babysitter, until we checked the rules on the back, which said the contest had ended 3 days ago. Stupid us, we threw out the cap and bottle whole. Later we found out we'd read the rules incorrectly, and there's a good chance my folks could have gotten the Jeep. Kicked myself over that one for years.Originally posted by: tweakmm
I threw away the the rare piece for the $20,000 set in that Batman Taco Bell game a few years ago. I didn't eat at TB much so I didn't think I would get any more pieces, I actually started playing the game a week later and felt quite ill once I realized that i had at least 3 of the other two pieces in the set.
Now I keep all of my game pieces.
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Either:
1. quit engineering in my senior year of college... should have gotten the degree even if I didn't want to be an engineer.
2. Used lendingtree.com to find a lender... of the 3 they gave us, we chose the one in this state. Still contemplating legal action... lost out on our dream home as a result of his incompetence and lies.
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Complete Bullshit:
Impregnating my bosses wife
fixed.
Nope not SHENS! Not BS! No lie in my statement.
100% True Story. Unbelievable story by all accounts but its 100% true. I'm saving up the story in hopes Gloria Allred gets me a book deal.
Some day I'll get up the nerve to post the story and the outcome that is, some 11yrs later.
If any of you understand my screen name, that will give you some insight as to the position my boss was in at the time..................................
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Complete Bullshit:
Impregnating my bosses wife
fixed.
Nope not SHENS! Not BS! No lie in my statement.
100% True Story. Unbelievable story by all accounts but its 100% true. I'm saving up the story in hopes Gloria Allred gets me a book deal.
Some day I'll get up the nerve to post the story and the outcome that is, some 11yrs later.
If any of you understand my screen name, that will give you some insight as to the position my boss was in at the time..................................
