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What is the strangest phone call you have gotten?

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The other day at work I got a phone call from guy in New Mexico saying he had one of our patients there and needed an emergency contact for her. Apparently she has had some mental problems and a truck driver dropped her off at the police station and the guy didn't know what to do with her.
 
A female called my cell phone and and left a voice mail entirely in spanish. A female calling my cell phone would be a rarity in itself, but the fact that I don't speak spanish, nor know anyone who speaks primarily spanish, makes it ever stranger. She called back a few days after that, where I was able to to say 'No habla espanol' and 'numero equibocado'.
 
"Hi, is this Rick?"
"No . . . ?"
"Well, I was wanting to buy your truck."
"You have the wrong number."
"What? Isn't this ###-####?"
"Yes, but I'm not selling a truck, and my name is not Rick"
"DON'T LIE TO ME!"

/hangs up
 
A friend and I have the same last 4 digits on our cellphones, but different prefixes. His brothers get us mixed up a lot. About a month ago his younger brother calls,

Me: Hello?
Him: "I am looking for a large PENIS!"
Me: Danny's not here.
Him: SH!T!
 
Originally posted by: middlehead
A friend and I have the same last 4 digits on our cellphones, but different prefixes. His brothers get us mixed up a lot. About a month ago his younger brother calls,

Me: Hello?
Him: "I am looking for a large PENIS!"
Me: Danny's not here.
Him: SH!T!
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LOL
 
When I worked for the public library, a guy I worked with got a call and he said the person on the line was frantic. They asked what does DEA stand for? When he told them Drug Enforcement Agency they said okay and hung up.

I could only imagine that the DEA was banging on their door and they didn't know if they should let them in or not!
 
My mom got a call from this weird ass guy, he was talking gibberish for the most part, but then we clearly heard,

"Are you in the showa?"

... Click.
 
Originally posted by: middlehead
A friend and I have the same last 4 digits on our cellphones, but different prefixes. His brothers get us mixed up a lot. About a month ago his younger brother calls,

Me: Hello?
Him: "I am looking for a large PENIS!"
Me: Danny's not here.
Him: SH!T!
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LOLing very hard here at this 😀
 
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
 
Originally posted by: skyking
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
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:Q I hope she explained that later.
 
Originally posted by: skyking
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
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😵 😕
 
Originally posted by: skyking
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
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...
 
Originally posted by: skyking
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
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I would freak out if my mom called me and said that
 
I got this one prank call where this black kid told me he wanted me to come over and rub lotion all over his naked black ass. I asked him what his address was and told him I'd be right over. I think he got grossed out and he hung up.
 
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: skyking
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
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:Q I hope she explained that later.
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For a few years she was in the habit of phoning me up with whatever joke she had heard, pretty much any time of the evening, and promptly hanging up. That one took the cake.
 
Originally posted by: skyking
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: skyking
11 at night, I'm already in bed.

"Hello?"
'Why do women have two sets of lips?'
(wtf?)"I dunno"
'so they can piss and moan at the same time' click.

It was my mom.
Click to expand...

:Q I hope she explained that later.
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For a few years she was in the habit of phoning me up with whatever joke she had heard, pretty much any time of the evening, and promptly hanging up. That one took the cake.
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Bwhaha. Nice. :beer: cheers.
 
that's easy. i got a call saying someone was my long lost relative and wanted to speak with me. (he had left a voicemail). he said they were glad to have tracked me down and "mother" would be like to speak with me too.
freaky thing was he addressed me by my real name, but i have no idea who the guy was and i never returned his call.
 
Originally posted by: Bateluer
A female called my cell phone and and left a voice mail entirely in spanish. A female calling my cell phone would be a rarity in itself, but the fact that I don't speak spanish, nor know anyone who speaks primarily spanish, makes it ever stranger. She called back a few days after that, where I was able to to say 'No habla espanol' and 'numero equibocado'.
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Same thing here, except it was a guy. Number was kinda fishy, since it was only 5 digits. Scariest thing was that this happened my junior year of high school and it was during my ap statistics final. I had forgotten to turn my phone off and my phone started vibrating. Luckily, motorola phones are vibrate THEN ring, not vibrate while ringing. I was able to reach into my pocket, push the silence button on the outside (flip phone), and somehow get the battery case off and get the battery out. Skills.

Guy called about 5 more times, even though I had said "numero incorrecto" "mal numero" "numero equivocado" the times he called after the first.
 
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