What is the smallest thing that ruins your day?

Mayne

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apparently its sharing a lighter with my neice. I've smoked 15 straight cigarettes now because I can't be arsed to get up and go to the living room and get my fucking lighter off her. fuck!
 

lxskllr

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Leaving the house without my favorite knives. Happens one or twice a year.
 

Mayne

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here's the dealio though. She does 3 bong hits to every cigarette I smoke. I just want to sit in my bedroom and drink beers and have a cigarette at my leisure. so pissed off right now.
 

lxskllr

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Walk to the store, and buy a lighter. for the cost of a lighter, you can buy a whole box of matches. Alternately, you can go artsy, and light a candle.
 

Mayne

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Walk to the store, and buy a lighter. for the cost of a lighter, you can buy a whole box of matches. Alternately, you can go artsy, and light a candle.

You don't even know how much of an ordeal that is right now. I have to carry my bike down 6 flights of stairs and face the sunlight with my cataracts ..then come back and carry my bike up 6 flights of fucking stairs...all for a fucking lighter because I live with a lazy fucking millenial cry baby.
 

lxskllr

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Maybe, but you can consider it penance for failing at fire. I have numerous backups to create/maintain fire. That's the most basic human necessity, and you should never be caught short.
 

MrSquished

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https://smile.amazon.com/Classic-Li...M05KPJVFGVX1&ie=UTF8&qid=1478984670&sr=1&th=1


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Mayne

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Maybe, but you can consider it penance for failing at fire. I have numerous backups to create/maintain fire. That's the most basic human necessity, and you should never be caught short.

i'm weird when it comes to candles and drinking lots of beers in an apartment.
 

Crono

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When I think I'm going to start my day off with a fresh cup of coffee, but it turns out I've run out.

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Doesn't happen often, and it doesn't automatically ruin the entire day, but it does make me a little irritable and/or sullen.
 

lxskllr

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Coffee? That's never happened to me; not in that way anyhow. My stupid trick is making a thermos of coffee, and leaving it on the counter, but that hasn't happened in years :^S Coffee is the most important consumable I own; Well... that, or tobacco. I have enough tobacco cached to last the rest of my life. Might not be my favorite kind, but it'll suffice.
 

Red Squirrel

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Never happened to me, but tiny rock in the snow blower when it's aimed in the general direction of a house window will ruin your day. The snow might be going where you want but that rock is going to be pelted straight up through that window. Nobody aint got time for that.
 

Herr Kutz

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Two spaces between sentences. Although, now that I think about it, that's not really a small thing.
 

olds

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Whiners. People who complain about petty, mundane shit ruin my day.