What is the point of "small car only" spots?

[TheBDB]

Huge trucks just park there anyways with their wheels over one of the lines so no one can park next to them. It's not like there is any enforcement...

 

[ironcrotch]

Their door handles get pee'd on.

 

[So]

I actually left a note on some asshole's car who did that once.

 

[Sluggo]

Since parking anything in any spot between the lines has become a skill more difficult to find than the ability to churn butter who cares.

 

[Shawn]

The point is so they can fit more cars in a fixed amount of space. DUH!

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: So
I actually left a note on some asshole's car who did that once.

Hmm. Maybe I should print out a bunch of notes to leave. Something like:

Dear A**hole,

Park your oversized tank in a compact spot again and you won't be able to recognize it.

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

PS: Your license plate number has been recorded for future reference.

 

[nakedfrog]

In my impetuous youthful days, I'd hork up big old loogies for people who parked like they were the King of Siam or something... like this one guy when I was in the military, parked his car taking up a bit over two spots with his Caddy or Lincoln because he parked longways instead of diagonally, in the spots right in front of the chow hall. He got a big special one on his windshield.

 

[trmiv]

The soccer moms with the SUV's love to park in those spots around here. I hate it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: So
I actually left a note on some asshole's car who did that once.

Hmm. Maybe I should print out a bunch of notes to leave. Something like:

Dear A**hole,

Park your oversized tank in a compact spot again and you won't be able to recognize it.

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

PS: Your license plate number has been recorded for future reference.

I have a business card left behind in a former coworker's desk... it simply has the words "Your Problem is Obvious" and a drawing of a guy with his head up his bum.

 

[TheBDB]

I wonder if you can have it towed...:evil:

 

[daniel49]

the point is to get permits ,municipalities or buisnesses are required to provide X amount of parking spaces. So they get around limited space by making 3/4 of them for compact cars.

 

[her209]

True story. Hummer (first gen) parked in a compact only spot. I'm not sh!ttin' you.

 

[spacejamz]

Corrected:

Dear A**hole,

English motherfvcker...Do You Read It????

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

PS: Your license plate number has been recorded for future reference.

Asking "What part of small car don't you understand?" is probably being too much of a wuss...

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: her209
True story. Hummer (first gen) parked in a compact only spot. I'm not sh!ttin' you.

good story

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: her209
True story. Hummer (first gen) parked in a compact only spot. I'm not sh!ttin' you.

good story

Bwahahaha

pooned

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: her209
True story. Hummer (first gen) parked in a compact only spot. I'm not sh!ttin' you.

good story

I get straight to the facts. None of this bullsh!t backstory that people pretend to care they want to hear about.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: spacejamz
Corrected:

Dear A**hole,

English motherfvcker...Do You Read It????

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

PS: Your license plate number has been recorded for future reference.

Asking "What part of small car don't you understand?" is probably being too much of a wuss...

Nah, too vague. Stupid people (aka general public) probably won't understand.

 

[Baked]

Might as well bring a suburban and park it across 5 compact spots. You can't even fit a focus in those midget spots.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: Baked
Might as well bring a suburban and park it across 5 compact spots. You can't even fit a focus in those midget spots.

I park my sedan into those midget spots and I stay in between the lines. It just takes a little bit more time to do it.

But yeah, I agree with people who are parking tanks into those spots as being @$$H01ES.

 

[AStar617]

To provide a comic relief backdrop when a '77 "Deuce-and-a-quarter" needs to park. :laugh:

 

[redly]

I always park there with my van
fvck em

 

[DeMeo]

Where are the "Large vehicles only" spots?