What is the only thing you need to wear under a quilt?

[Goosemaster]

You wife's lipstick

 

[Spoooon]

Under a quilt? Like a blanket?

 

[Cyberian]

<< What is the only thing you need to wear under a quilt? >>

I think you might mean "kilt", as in Scottish wear.

 

[batgeek]

i thought i was the only person that watched Conan O'brien....

 

[Goosemaster]

And I thought I could actually tell a joke



seriously, ineedto improve my typing

 

[Michael1897]

i find underwear pricy and it also makes for more laundry
after socks what do you really need

 

[konichiwa]

Nice try but you kind of botched the whole thing by misspelling kilt as quilt. Just made me think of my grandmother.

 

[Ameesh]

what a terrible joke.

 

[Jfur]

Samuel jackson definitely said KILT

 

[pyonir]

lmao....

 

[gopunk]

you haven't met my wife, have you...



j/k, i'm not married, of course

 

[CaptainGoodnight]

If you meant kilt, then the answer to that question is: your shoes.

 

[amnesiac]

KILT you fool, KILT.

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh you just ruined a good joke. Damn you!

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

If you want to piss off a Scott, call his kilt pattern plaid.

 

[GrumpyMan]

If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

 

[VTHodge]

<< Nice try but you kind of botched the whole thing by misspelling kilt as quilt. Just made me think of my grandmother. >>



Thats odd . . . I thought of your grandmother too. Tell her to call me.

 

[Cyberian]

<< If you want to piss off a Scott, call his kilt pattern plaid. >>


Yeah, tell a member of the Black Watch that he's wearing a pretty plaid skirt!

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

 

[GermyBoy]

Wear a hot lady.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< If it's not Scottish, it's crap! >>


Woah! :Q I remember that...