What is the one thing a woman says, that can

[Quasmo]

Take a dump on my chest.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
"Who is your daddy and what does he do"

Naoooooh!!! What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I know we haven't talked in a while but don't you want to meet your son?

*shudder*

 

[Perknose]

Is it in yet?

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: dotcom173
"suck my dick"

You get away with this bullsh|t and Dug777 gets banned over nonsense.

:roll:

:|

 

[WildHorse]

Post removed because I don't like the vulgar mentality of this thread.
Sorry I participated in it.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: dotcom173
"suck my dick"

You get away with this bullsh|t and Dug777 gets banned over nonsense.

:roll:

:|

Bring back dug777!!!

I miss his updates about vegemite.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Is it in yet?

ooooh, this reminds me of a joke, and I just gotta tell it.

This sailor comes back from 6 months at sea. He has a paycheck, and he wants a couple things, namely to get drunk, and to get laid, so.... he goes to a bar, orders up a drink, and proceeds to down a few. A nice looking lady sits down next to him, and he buys her a drink. The conversation turns for a bit, then he suggests that they go up to his room. She readily obliges him. Once there, they begin making love. Suddenly, the sailor askes, how am I doing, baby? She replies, about 3 knots. 3 Knots, asks him?

Yes, 3 nots!
1. You're not hard
2. You're not in.
3. You're NOT GETTING YOUR MONEY BACK!

 

[dennilfloss]

"Wanna go on Maury Povich?"

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
"Wanna go on Maury Povich?"

Forgive me, but I fail to understand. What does Maury have to do with this thread.

 

[krotchy]

Originally posted by: Duddy

Originally posted by: Instan00dles
honey, im pregnant

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

/thread

QFT

 

[The Green Bean]

stop

 

[compuwiz1]

She wants to have your baby

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
"Wanna go on Maury Povich?"

Forgive me, but I fail to understand. What does Maury have to do with this thread.

maury always has those shows on questionable paternity

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: The Green Bean
stop

HAMMERTIME!

 

[compuwiz1]

She must have been someone elses baby.

 

[FoBoT]

explain the whole scenario where a woman would be talking to me, i don't think i get what you are saying

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
explain the whole scenario where a woman would be talking to me, i don't think i get what you are saying

Well, if you don't get it, then, you are probably right. Most women would not be talking to you. Sorry pal. You either have it, or you don't.

 

[Pocahontas]

Can we bring her home is a favorite.

 

[eits]

"i still love you"

 

[GTaudiophile]

"I have something I need to tell you..."

THUD!

 

[ohtwell]

More than likely, for half the men here, it's "get out of my way, Nerd!!"






: ) Amanda

 

[Mucho]

I like Hip Hop.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
explain the whole scenario where a woman would be talking to me, i don't think i get what you are saying

Fashion tips? Directions? "Is that a toupee?"

 

[altonb1]

My wife were in an argument about dinner several years ago, and I told her to just throw dinner in the trash. She replied, "I can't...I'm eating for two..."

:shocked: Since thei was going to be our 1st child, I stopped quickly.