What is the most embarrassing typo you've ever written?

Hyperblaze

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May 31, 2001
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Since we do a lot of typing, there has to been a time where you've made an embarrassing typo!

I think mine was along of the lines of saying....

Can you think abou tit?

Wouldn't of been that bad if it hadn't been a girl I was talking to.

Worse I can think of.

 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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All of my typos seem to be sexual in nature - I usually get the reply of "Freudian Slip, eh" on a daily basis :p
 

ThePresence

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Nov 19, 2001
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NOT this:
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you sh|t on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh sh|t
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP sh|t
 

Pepsi90919

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Oct 9, 1999
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#5300 +(9671)- [X]

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
 

jfall

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Oct 31, 2000
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I was talking with a client over IM and they said: Thanks for your help, have a good day!. I said "No problem, you too1" I meant to say too! but forgot to hit shift :(
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: jfall
I was talking with a client over IM and they said: Thanks for your help, have a good day!. I said "No problem, you too1" I meant to say too! but forgot to hit shift :(
:D
 

Grey

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Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: jfall
I was talking with a client over IM and they said: Thanks for your help, have a good day!. I said "No problem, you too1" I meant to say too! but forgot to hit shift :(

hahah.

Mine was the "abou tit" to a co-worker over IMs during a conference call. Jeez, i got some weird looks that day.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Jan 18, 2003
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I was talking to a friend online and we were watching a boxing match (at our own homes) and one guy got knocked out. I wanted to say "Hes down for the count" but I forgot the 'o'

Never lived that one down.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Feb 16, 2003
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in an old AT thread about spilling water on my case:

"I accidentally spilled my cum all over the place"
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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That would have to be

boolean omgdiditwork = mainapp.diagnostic.validityChecker.checkIni((ini)(ini.load("config.ini")).get("gloabl","datainput"));

Did you catch the typo? Yes, I misspelled GLOBAL and spent 3 hours trying to find where I made an error in that line.
 

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
in an old AT thread about spilling water on my case:

"I accidentally spilled my cum all over the place"

instead of cup? I'm curious about this one.
 

ActuaryTm

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Mar 30, 2003
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I do not make typos. On occasion however, I have been known to add unintended features to my vocal and/or written expressions.
 

Gurck

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Mar 16, 2004
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Was asking my WoW group if 'they just saw that thing that walked past us?' - but I left the "s" off "us", and said "u" instead... I have a (well deserved) reputation for hating AOLspeak, so I caught some siht for that :p
 

bigredguy

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Mar 18, 2001
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was talking to a someone i work FOR on IM and typed "Oh, right now? I am on Dawn (girl i work with)" paused for second because i was interrupted and hit enter. i typed " 's account" right atferwards but stilll.
 

amol

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Jul 8, 2001
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i dont remember making an embarassing typo but i remember in middle school, our class had to do group projects on HIV/AIDS and some guy im'ed me . . . (name has been changed)

him : hey
him : do you know where Chris is?
him : i need him for AIDS
me : !!!!!!!
him : project . . .
me : you gots VD!!
 

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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In my church's Directory they misspelled the name of this kid named Eric. Some the name "ERPO" fit him much better.
 

my first day on the job of webmaster for a local newspaper
the executive editor sent me a weird email, i replied with "Whats This?"
but my dislexic self typed "Whats Shit?"

i clicked send and noticed it as the email editor disappeared from the screen