What is the most embarrassing typo you've ever written?

[Hyperblaze]

Since we do a lot of typing, there has to been a time where you've made an embarrassing typo!

I think mine was along of the lines of saying....

Can you think abou tit?

Wouldn't of been that bad if it hadn't been a girl I was talking to.

Worse I can think of.

 

[Ryan]

All of my typos seem to be sexual in nature - I usually get the reply of "Freudian Slip, eh" on a daily basis

 

[ThePresence]

NOT this:

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you sh|t on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh sh|t
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP sh|t

 

[Pepsi90919]

#5300 +(9671)- [X]

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

 

[jfall]

I was talking with a client over IM and they said: Thanks for your help, have a good day!. I said "No problem, you too1" I meant to say too! but forgot to hit shift

 

[drpootums]

"watch your families asses" instead of "watch your families assests"

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: jfall
I was talking with a client over IM and they said: Thanks for your help, have a good day!. I said "No problem, you too1" I meant to say too! but forgot to hit shift

 

[Grey]

Originally posted by: jfall
I was talking with a client over IM and they said: Thanks for your help, have a good day!. I said "No problem, you too1" I meant to say too! but forgot to hit shift

hahah.

Mine was the "abou tit" to a co-worker over IMs during a conference call. Jeez, i got some weird looks that day.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

I was talking to a friend online and we were watching a boxing match (at our own homes) and one guy got knocked out. I wanted to say "Hes down for the count" but I forgot the 'o'

Never lived that one down.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

in an old AT thread about spilling water on my case:

"I accidentally spilled my cum all over the place"

 

[EyeMWing]

That would have to be

boolean omgdiditwork = mainapp.diagnostic.validityChecker.checkIni((ini)(ini.load("config.ini")).get("gloabl","datainput"));

Did you catch the typo? Yes, I misspelled GLOBAL and spent 3 hours trying to find where I made an error in that line.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
in an old AT thread about spilling water on my case:

"I accidentally spilled my cum all over the place"

instead of cup? I'm curious about this one.

 

[SSP]

"You're tight" instead of Right.

 

[chuckywang]

"You stupid bitch, you're ruining my life." instead of "Can you pass the sugar, honey?"

 

[ActuaryTm]

I do not make typos. On occasion however, I have been known to add unintended features to my vocal and/or written expressions.

 

[Gurck]

Was asking my WoW group if 'they just saw that thing that walked past us?' - but I left the "s" off "us", and said "u" instead... I have a (well deserved) reputation for hating AOLspeak, so I caught some siht for that

 

[myusername]

I thought it was salt

ed: Oh, that wasn't late or anything

 

[bigredguy]

was talking to a someone i work FOR on IM and typed "Oh, right now? I am on Dawn (girl i work with)" paused for second because i was interrupted and hit enter. i typed " 's account" right atferwards but stilll.

 

[skim milk]

i don't maek typos

 

[zoiks]

Sent an email to someone named Brian.

Hi Brain,
....

 

[bootymac]

I meant to type: "I showed Ms Breton"

Came out as: "I showered Ms Breton"

 

[amol]

i dont remember making an embarassing typo but i remember in middle school, our class had to do group projects on HIV/AIDS and some guy im'ed me . . . (name has been changed)

him : hey
him : do you know where Chris is?
him : i need him for AIDS
me : !!!!!!!
him : project . . .
me : you gots VD!!

 

[dethman]

beloved wise and beautiful woman.

 

[Quasmo]

In my church's Directory they misspelled the name of this kid named Eric. Some the name "ERPO" fit him much better.

 

my first day on the job of webmaster for a local newspaper
the executive editor sent me a weird email, i replied with "Whats This?"
but my dislexic self typed "Whats Shit?"

i clicked send and noticed it as the email editor disappeared from the screen