That's easy. Earn millions of dollars doing nothing. Oh yeah, and doing two chicks at the same time.Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Asking me what my dream job is stumps the hell out of me.
Originally posted by: her209
That's easy. Earn millions of dollars doing nothing. Oh yeah, and doing two chicks at the same time.Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Asking me what my dream job is stumps the hell out of me.
Originally posted by: her209
How big is it?
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: her209
How big is it?
They always asked me that.
1. Have you ever abused a corpse?
2. Have you ever had sexual encounters with animals?
Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot
I applied for a dispatch position for the city of Arlington, and two questions on the questionnaire for the polygraph had me scratching my head.
They were:
1. Have you ever abused a corpse?
2. Have you ever had sexual encounters with animals?
Originally posted by: her209
How big is it?
Originally posted by: Ilmater
A friend of mine was interviewing with the CIA and they kept asking him about pr0n. They asked him the following questions (mind you, he was hooked up to a lie detector test the whole time):
"Have you ever watched pornography?" "Yes."
"Have you ever watched pornography on the internet?" "Yes."
"Have you ever clicked on a link that advertised 'Teens'?" "Yes."
"Have you ever knowingly viewed child pornography?" "No."
"Do you have any pornography on your computer at home?" "Yes."
"Is it possible that you have ever viewed child pornography and not known about it?" "Well, yeah, I guess maybe."
"Is it possible that some of the pornography on your computer at home contains minors engaged in sexual activity?" "I seriously doubt..."
"Answer the question, please." "Maybe, yeah. I don't check their IDs."
It went downhill from there. He was like, "But when I was 18, those were my peers. Why would I want to see a 40-year-old have sex? They kept asking him about child pr0n and such and accusing him of all kinds of things. He said he kept his cool at first, but he started getting VERY offended after awhile. They basically said, "Look, we have a reputation to uphold and we can't have a child pornographer in our organization. We have to ask these questions to see what end of the spectrum you're on from 'never watched porn' to 'biggest child pornographer in the world.'" He was like, "Well, I'm on the end of the scale MUCH closer to the 'never watched porn' side."
Before you judge him, realize two things:
1) He TOTALLY isn't that big of a pr0n fan. I'd be surprised if he had more than a dozen small clips on his computer.
2) They were only interviewing him for a graphic arts position. He was just going to design brochures for them to hand out at career fairs and such.
They never called him back.
Wait - so that means that everybody who gets hired by the CIA has never watched porn? Now I'm worried about our CIA . . .Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Ilmater
A friend of mine was interviewing with the CIA and they kept asking him about pr0n. They asked him the following questions (mind you, he was hooked up to a lie detector test the whole time):
"Have you ever watched pornography?" "Yes."
"Have you ever watched pornography on the internet?" "Yes."
"Have you ever clicked on a link that advertised 'Teens'?" "Yes."
"Have you ever knowingly viewed child pornography?" "No."
"Do you have any pornography on your computer at home?" "Yes."
"Is it possible that you have ever viewed child pornography and not known about it?" "Well, yeah, I guess maybe."
"Is it possible that some of the pornography on your computer at home contains minors engaged in sexual activity?" "I seriously doubt..."
"Answer the question, please." "Maybe, yeah. I don't check their IDs."
It went downhill from there. He was like, "But when I was 18, those were my peers. Why would I want to see a 40-year-old have sex? They kept asking him about child pr0n and such and accusing him of all kinds of things. He said he kept his cool at first, but he started getting VERY offended after awhile. They basically said, "Look, we have a reputation to uphold and we can't have a child pornographer in our organization. We have to ask these questions to see what end of the spectrum you're on from 'never watched porn' to 'biggest child pornographer in the world.'" He was like, "Well, I'm on the end of the scale MUCH closer to the 'never watched porn' side."
Before you judge him, realize two things:
1) He TOTALLY isn't that big of a pr0n fan. I'd be surprised if he had more than a dozen small clips on his computer.
2) They were only interviewing him for a graphic arts position. He was just going to design brochures for them to hand out at career fairs and such.
They never called him back.
wow. hahahaha. fvcking crazy ass CIA
Originally posted by: Actaeon
Holy cow the CIA are crazy.
Anyway, the interviewer asked me to tell him a joke.
The joke sucked hard 🙁.