What is the meaning of life??

Azraele

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I'm interested in your opinions.

Let's keep this clean and flame free if we can.
 

TomC25

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we are all (humans and animals) here so that in the future there will be enough fertilizer (our dead bodies decomposing) for the next crop (plants or animals?)

seems logical
 

jAcKeL

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We're fun to watch, atleast more fun than the dinosaurs were... atleast thats what the sun told me...
 

HappyFace

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genocide: According to your theory, the meaning of life is to be happy right? I'm happy, therefore I am the meaning of life!!! :D
 

ArkAoss

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hmm well from exstensive research, and pain filled hours in a rubber chipmunk design, i can tell you it is not the meaning of life to clean the nostrils of garter snakes with qutips, though after a sudden and drasticly pleasant change in research, i'm beging to foster an idea on the foundings of the good feelings after cleaning ones ears with qutips, and having fun with my GF
 

LAUST

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Eat... Sleep (If you don't have insomnia)...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....Eat... Sleep...Work....
 

Wedesdo

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do what we have SCIENTIFICALLY EVOLVED to do. reproduce. (although I am not since I believe that getting married is a pain in the as* and there are enough ppl already)
 

HappyFace

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MrPalco, I'll help you achieve more meaning in life. Send me a couple T-bird motherboard/CPU combos and you'll be that much closer to a fullfilling life! :):D:);):)
 

Cerebus451

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Well, someone had to do it:

life (lif) n 1. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism

I am so deep I could drown in a puddle.
 

yos

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The meaning of life is easy...

it's laughing...

why do we laugh? Because we are happy. No one can tell me that the minute that they are laughing sincerely and honestly that their life could be better..... laugh people... then you smile... then your happy...

happiness is life, if your not happy doing whatever you do, you aren't living life to the fullest!
 

Elita1

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The meaning of life is....




....Coca-Cola.


Pure and simple.

Without it we would simply cease to exist.
 

Ranger X

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It's simple. Like animals in the wild, we must preserve our genes by creating offsprings. Since humans are at the top of the food chain, we don't really need to make massive number of offsprings for survivial of our species.

But in order to breed, we have more than just an ordinary obsticle to conquer before we can do so, due to our highly complex social behaviors. That's why in order to breed successfully, males must (speaking for the guys) have certain qualities that'll attract the females.

I believe money and/or looks can achieve that goal for all of us. ;) j/k