What is the manliest thing you have ever done?

[GagHalfrunt]

Got a speeding ticket and paid it without going online to cry about it.

 

[SketchMaster]

Found no enjoyment out of a little girl's show about magical ponies.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Got a speeding ticket and paid it without going online to cry about it.

Ooh, that reminds me, thanks .

 

[D1gger]

Many years ago I swam into the North Saskatchewan river to save a drowning man. He hung onto me like crazy as I paddled us back to shore.

 

[Jeff7]

What is the manliest thing you have ever done?

Spamming Shortform.com repeatedly.



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[AMCRambler]

Swapped the engine transmission and drive train out of a car in my garage with nothing but hand tools, floor jacks and an engine hoist. I am all that is man.

 

[Ichinisan]

What is the manliest thing you have ever done?

Spamming Shortform.com repeatedly.



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Why did it take this long for someone to point it out?!

 

[Ichinisan]

Hit someone over the head with a bottle...

I'm sure you did it in the girliest way possible.

 

[HAL9000]

I'm sure you did it in the girliest way possible.

I did scream "Oh you bad boy" in my girly voice as I did it.

 

[nick1985]

I'm sure you did it in the girliest way possible.

You don't want to know what he did with the bottle afterwards.

D:

 

[HAL9000]

You don't want to know what he did with the bottle afterwards.

D:

it was broken, I'm not that guy.

 

[CaptnKirk]

Scratched my balls,
pissed on bathroom floor,
& then left the lid up.

 

[Ichinisan]

-Before enlisting, got in a barfight with 10+ Starfleet cadets and security officers.
-Became Starfleet captain.
-Had sex with green alien women.
-Defeated a Gorn by MacGuyver-ing a cannon out of bamboo, sulfur, charcoal and diamonds.
-Had sex with purple alien women.
-Became Starfleet admiral.
-This:

Ripped the dick off a rock monster.

That's impressive!

 

[Soundmanred]

Why did it take this long for someone to point it out?!

We've been pointing it out (and reporting it) but nothing has been done.

 

[Joseph F]

Scratched my balls,
pissed on bathroom floor,
& then left the lid up.

I think we have a winner!

 

[Ichinisan]

We've been pointing it out (and reporting it) but nothing has been done.

I mean, in THIS thread. I quickly skimmed through to the second page and it looked like everyone was treating it like a normal thread by a normal AT member (if there is such a thing).

 

[waggy]

well i guess by most is during a wrestling match in high school i broke 2 toes in my foot. i couldn't forfeit and i really needed the win so i continued.

but i would say the manliest thing i have done is be a good father to my 2 children.

 

[Evadman]

Dislocated my left knee when I was skiing. I put it back into the socket by whacking my knee against a tree so I could walk back to my car. Then drove myself to the hospital in my manual transmission car. That was not a good day.

 

[HeXen]

i always put rubbing alcohol on any wound and don't wince.

Can drink warm moonshine straight from the bottle.

Hobbled on a broken ankle without crutches or a cast once.

I once told a guy who weighed almost 400lb's and couldnt lift a compactor onto the truck bed by himself that he needed to take the purse off his arm and i grabbed it and showed him how its done.

Took some chick home and told her to GTFO after i finished with her...no wait, thats not manly, thats just me being an ass. *sniff..ah the memories.

Worked about 12 hours on a black shingled roof during 104 F degree day. Had blisters on my feet that day from the heat of the roof. But i kept walk'n.
Also carried not 1 but 2 bundles of shingles up a 2 story ladder

When a truck ran off the road heading towards me uncontrollably, everyone else ran...i just stepped to one side like in the Matrix and watched it pass by within inches of me. That could fall in the stupid category as well...under the "manly" section of course.

i think thats it.

*oh wait...i also reformatted Windows.....without backing up a damn thing on purpose!

 

[Greenman]

I once had to trim off a hang nail. My manicurist was out of town.

 

[zinfamous]

I once called a stranger a retard over the internet.

 

[CZroe]

We've been pointing it out (and reporting it) but nothing has been done.

I'm Ichinisan's brother. I pointed it out in the OPs second thread ever.

 

[BoomerD]

I once called a stranger a retard over the internet.

oooh...you're a manly man...and my hero.

 

[blinblue]

Bicycled 2000 miles solo across 2/3 of the US.
Drove in a 4x4 through a wall of flames.

 

[Ichinisan]

... Took some chick home and told her to GTFO after i finished with her...no wait, thats not manly, thats just me being an ass. *sniff..ah the memories. ...

Being an ass is being a man.

Everyone knows this.