I don't find it ironic, I find it:
frustrating.
When we were looking at the house, I checked the neighbors phone number on the Verizon site.   "DSL Available"... 
We bought the house... DSL Available...
Then, I called Verizon - oh, it's not available yet, but it will be.  You should be able to get DSL by sometime in late April.    They didn't say of which year though; it's been a year and a half.
 
edit:  besides, what better place is there than the middle of no where to practice physics?? 

  One of these days, practicing physics is going to mean building a nice home-made windmill.   Another potential future project is hydropower (that's going to be an expensive project though; it involves a million gallon pond being constructed)