I don't find it ironic, I find it:
frustrating.
When we were looking at the house, I checked the neighbors phone number on the Verizon site. "DSL Available"...
We bought the house... DSL Available...
Then, I called Verizon - oh, it's not available yet, but it will be. You should be able to get DSL by sometime in late April. They didn't say of which year though; it's been a year and a half.
edit: besides, what better place is there than the middle of no where to practice physics??

One of these days, practicing physics is going to mean building a nice home-made windmill. Another potential future project is hydropower (that's going to be an expensive project though; it involves a million gallon pond being constructed)