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What is the funniest prank call you have done

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Xionide

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I think mine was:

Me: Hello, this is teratech and we are doing a servey. we were wondering if you would like to particapate it only takes a few senonds and it doesnt rquire you to give out any personal information, would you like to particapate?

Them:Sure, why not

Me:Alright, our company specializes in making food for animals that have special needs, we are wondering how many cats and dogs you have living in your household?

Them: 3 dogs and two cats

Me: Alright, now how many of them are homosexual?

Them: Laughing, <hang up>


This one was great cause everyone had a laugh and know one was pissed. How about you?
 
person: hello

me: your cow is in my garden

person: I don't have a cow


me: well, I don't have a garden! click.

 
hahaha, my friend did this many years ago, but when i heard i laughed like a maniac.

ring ring...

victim: "hello?"
friend: "hi, yes, if your refridgerator running?"
victim: "...... uhm yes?"
friend: "WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"
:: CLICK ::






hahahhaah i still laugh at that one to this very day.
 
Well I have a whole bunch recorded on my computer that my friends and I have done but it would take too long to explain most of them. But a local car dealership's garage department has the same phone number as mine except for one number. So atleast once or twice a month I get a call from people wondering when there car is going to be done. I then proceed to tell them I had to replace something like the engine alignment pipe or some exotic made up part and its going to cost 1000$ or something. Alot of the people are really pissed and it gets to be pretty funny sometimes.
 
called up my friend once, brother picked up

<me> hi, is mr. (first name, last name) in?
<him> uhh... who is this?
<me> i'm calling from visa. we have reports that mr. (last name) was using a credit card not issued under his or any other family members' name.
<him> uhh... [off phone: "pick up the phone, i think you're in trouble!"]
<me> sir, if we find evidence that you have been helping him in this operation, we WILL prosecute you under the fullest extent of the law!
<him> i didn't do anything, i swear!

then, i burst out laughing... and my cover was blown 😛
 
This was done right after three-way calling came out, didn't have caller id yet.

Call Friend #1: "Hello"
Me(acting as operator):"please hold"
Me dials Friend #2 and connects them together
Friend #2: "Hello"
Friend #1: "Hello"
Friend #2: "Hello?"

They finally realized who they were talking to, but didn't know how or why?

KK
 
dude your ognna have to get on msn messenger or something and send me some of those pranks. i would love to hear em
 
best was i called up Mr or Mrs Lipschitz after looking them up in the phone book. I said to the lady that picked up, "Are you Mrs. Lipschitz?" She said yes. I said "Well if your lip schitz, my ass talks!" Her reply was a curt "drop dead". 😱
 
I did this in Hong Kong

call to a pizza hut store,
tell the waitress to hold on, got a call coming, in reality i was using 3way call to call Domino.
Then when the domino waitress picked up the phone, they were so very confused.
 
It would have to be when the telemarketers call me.

Not really a prank, but I make them hang up on me.

When they ask you how you are doing, I make up things like my hemmoroids are bothering me again, and how the cow jumped over the moon. They sometimes laugh, and sometimes hang up quickly, very very scared.
 
Originally posted by: GermyBoy
It would have to be when the telemarketers call me.

Not really a prank, but I make them hang up on me.

When they ask you how you are doing, I make up things like my hemmoroids are bothering me again, and how the cow jumped over the moon. They sometimes laugh, and sometimes hang up quickly, very very scared.
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hahaha, one time a telemarketer called me asking me to switch long distance plans. i replied: "i don't need a new long distance plan, i don't even have a phone!" CLICK
 
Originally posted by: LeStEr
Well I have a whole bunch recorded on my computer that my friends and I have done but it would take too long to explain most of them. But a local car dealership's garage department has the same phone number as mine except for one number. So atleast once or twice a month I get a call from people wondering when there car is going to be done. I then proceed to tell them I had to replace something like the engine alignment pipe or some exotic made up part and its going to cost 1000$ or something. Alot of the people are really pissed and it gets to be pretty funny sometimes.
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OH I lOVe THAT !!!
 
Originally posted by: maladroit
Originally posted by: GermyBoy
It would have to be when the telemarketers call me.

Not really a prank, but I make them hang up on me.

When they ask you how you are doing, I make up things like my hemmoroids are bothering me again, and how the cow jumped over the moon. They sometimes laugh, and sometimes hang up quickly, very very scared.
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hahaha, one time a telemarketer called me asking me to switch long distance plans. i replied: "i don't need a new long distance plan, i don't even have a phone!" CLICK
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Same tactic works for people who are trying to sell you windows "I live in an Igloo! *click*"
 
Originally posted by: Derango
Same tactic works for people who are trying to sell you windows "I live in an Igloo! *click*"
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I tell them I don't use windows, I use linux.
 
Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
called up my friend once, brother picked up

<me> hi, is mr. (first name, last name) in?
<him> uhh... who is this?
<me> i'm calling from visa. we have reports that mr. (last name) was using a credit card not issued under his or any other family members' name.
<him> uhh... [off phone: "pick up the phone, i think you're in trouble!"]
<me> sir, if we find evidence that you have been helping him in this operation, we WILL prosecute you under the fullest extent of the law!
<him> i didn't do anything, i swear!

then, i burst out laughing... and my cover was blown 😛
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Winnar!
 
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