What is the funniest line in "Old School"?

[kaizersose]

seriously you guys, that movie was awesome. if you didnt see the movie, this will not be funny, so get your panties in a bunch. suggestions include:
-didnt we lock you in a dumpster one time?
-i got out
-(nodding impressively) oh!
or
-honey, you think KFC is still open?
or
-why are there no ice cubes in my lemonade?!

their are so many possibilities, let me know what you think. you know it!!!

 

[Encryptic]

"It's a little cold out there tonight isn't it, Frank?"

 

[Vortex22]

When it hits your lips its... its just SOO GOOD!!!

 

[anxi80]

Mitch: ...all of these f***ing people!
Beanie: Whoa! Whoa! Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "F***, sh**, b***h."
Frank: C**k. Balls.

(or)

Frank: You're my boy, Blue!

 

[gopunk]

i like the monster sounds coming out of will as he fell into the pool

 

[kaizersose]

anxi80,
do i know you? i swear i was waiting for those when i wrote the post.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: anxi80
Mitch: ...all of these f***ing people!
Beanie: Whoa! Whoa! Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "F***, sh**, b***h."
Frank: C**k. Balls.

"You don't have to celebrate it, Frank."

 

[FuzzyBee]

"...and you may be further wondering why the other end of this rope is tied to your penis."

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: kaizersose
anxi80,
do i know you? i swear i was waiting for those when i wrote the post.

lol, well then lemme contribute another one...

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a G*ddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

 

[pyonir]

*spits water*
Sorry, I thought you said High school...

Boss: "yeah..."

 

[Encryptic]

"We're going to get so much ass, it's going to be sick."

 

[kaizersose]

anxi, you are the high priest of truth

 

[Led Zeppelin]

I think the funniest thing was the ending credits.

 

[chiwawa626]

"Blue! You're my boy!"

 

[Encryptic]

"Sir, the seatbelt is broken. What do you recommend I do?"

"I recommend that you stop being such a lovely human. You're in the back seat."

 

[Dragon365]

Originally posted by: pyonir
*spits water*
Sorry, I thought you said High school...

Boss: "yeah..."

 

[pyonir]

"I think I see Blue. He looks glorious!"

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: kaizersose
anxi, you are the high priest of truth

"Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers."

 

[mpitts]

My favorite part is when that fat kid is talking about how his mom is going to kill him.

"She said 'Winston, if you screw this up, I'll KILL YOU'... then she showed me the knife!"

 

[hopeless879]

Can't remember the exact quote, but when Frank is about to go streaking and he tells Snoops friend to bring his green hat along too.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
"Blue! You're my boy!"

That is classic too.

And the whole Frank "Cock.. Balls" line

And when Vince Vaughn is talking about Blue and he says "He's legit."

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: hopeless879
Can't remember the exact quote, but when Frank is about to go streaking and he tells Snoops friend to bring his green hat along too.

Hahahah.. Hell yeah!

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
"Blue! You're my boy!"

 

[0roo0roo]

no really memorable lines. only elisa cuthbert

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
"Sir, the seatbelt is broken. What do you recommend I do?"

"I recommend that you stop being such a lovely human. You're in the back seat."

I say this to my friends every now and then when they say stupid sh*t.