What is the event in your honor you will not attend?

[Muse]

Spoiler

Your funeral

 

[slayer202]

space for rent

 

[Puppies04]

The man who makes me does not need me.
The man who needs me does not know he needs me and never sees me.

 

[Jeeebus]

Everything I say is a lie.

What I just said was true.

/mind blown

 

[manimal]

sentencing hearing.


Ill be on a boat to south america ^^

 

[gorcorps]

My graduation for my master's

Already walked for undergrad and it seemed like a waste of time.

 

[Muse]

My graduation for my master's

Already walked for undergrad and it seemed like a waste of time.

Long time ago, but as a freshman in honors calculus at the U, I explained in front of the class to the prof (who years later became the head of the department), that I wanted to bow out of something (probably an exam) because I wanted to attend my brother's graduation from medical school across the bay. I still remember his words: "graduations are dull as dishwater."

I don't remember every going to a graduation since, including my own.
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What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[nickbits]

I think if your body is physically there it counts as attending. Would sleeping negate your attendance?

 

[manimal]

I think if your body is physically there it counts as attending. Would sleeping negate your attendance?

You could always astrally project and leave your body there then everyone wins

 

[OCGuy]

I think if your body is physically there it counts as attending. Would sleeping negate your attendance?

I agree.

Unless OP is referring to a soul or spirit (which is horseshit), or faking your own death and not having the sense of humor/curiosity to wear a disguise and go to the service.....

 

[ForumMaster]

 

[Muse]

I think if your body is physically there it counts as attending. Would sleeping negate your attendance?

No, I think a corpse is really a former body. You are not in attendance at your funeral. You are in absentia.

Edit: OK, I'm willing to concede that you are present in the sense that you exist in the minds of the attendees.

 

[OCGuy]

No, I think a corpse is really a former body. You are not in attendance at your funeral. You are in absentia.

So a corpse is not a body?

 

[Muse]

So a corpse is not a body?

A corpse is a former body. It might have reusable organs if you act fast and place them in an actual living body.

 

[feralkid]

A corpse is a former body. It might have reusable organs if you act fast and place them in an actual living body.

Corpse re-animation is safer and is covered by most insurance.

 

[Vdubchaos]

My funeral

 

[The Boston Dangler]

the terminator will be attending....predator's funeral!