What is the correct way to eat a...

[blazerazor]

Im trying to start eating better and
I order a Blackened Chicken Ceaser Salad.

But how do you get a bite with some chicken, greenage, and a piece of Croutons.
The Croutons just brake all over the place and are impossilbe to get on a fork.

Any suggestions, aside eat with a spoon.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

spork?????? actuallyl i dont know any other way to eat the salad. i just fork 10 layers of lettuce and then use my fingers to get the croutons.

 

[sash1]

1) take fork in hand
2) stick fork in salad
3) put fork with food in mouth
4) chew
5) swallow
rinse and repeat while drinking water/etc. in between

 

[Lola]

ok... uhm.. cut the chicken, while mixing the salad. don't pierce the cruton, kinda scoop it up then fork a peice of lettuce to secure the cruton.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Fork Lettuce - Fork Chicken -- Scoop crouton

 

[mordantmonkey]

i learned to eat with a fork a long time ago. must have sucked being raised by wolves.
the trick is to barely put pressure on the crouton. too much and it will shatter.

 

[Drakkon]

1. Eat Chicken and crutons with bare hands...Toss out "ruffage"
2. ....
3. Now your a man..PROFIT

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: blazerazor
Im trying to start eating better and
I order a Blackened Chicken Ceaser Salad.

But how do you get a bite with some chicken, greenage, and a piece of Croutons.
The Croutons just brake all over the place and are impossilbe to get on a fork.

Any suggestions, aside eat with a spoon.

How fast were the croutons going when they braked? Maybe if they had ABS they wouldn't have gone all over the place.

 

[imported_Dimicron]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: blazerazor
Im trying to start eating better and
I order a Blackened Chicken Ceaser Salad.

But how do you get a bite with some chicken, greenage, and a piece of Croutons.
The Croutons just brake all over the place and are impossilbe to get on a fork.

Any suggestions, aside eat with a spoon.

How fast were the croutons going when they braked? Maybe if they had ABS they wouldn't have gone all over the place.

They were speeding down iceberg lettuce highway and hit a spill on the ranch...

 

[40Hands]

if your skilled enough you can fork the croutons.

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: Kauru
1) take fork in hand
2) stick fork in salad
3) put fork with food in mouth
4) chew
5) swallow
rinse and repeat while drinking water/etc. in between