What is the best way to destroy a phone?

[queenrobot]

I want it to look like an accident. Don't worry it is MY phone.

 

[Rubycon]

This topic ensures a short thread half life.

Microwave on high for a couple of seconds will do it in.

 

[effowe]

Drop onto concrete? Throw into wall?

 

[theflyingpig]

Shoot it and say that you took it to Iraq with you and had it on you during an ambush.

 

[Joemonkey]

nuke it from orbit?

 

[joesmoke]

1. sit in car with phone on lap
2. get out of car and let phone fall to ground
3. repeat until desired results are obtained

 

[everman]

Thermite, or tannerite.

 

[KLin]

Trying to rip off your cell phone provider?

 

[theflyingpig]

Make sure you use a 30 caliber or 7.62mm bullet though. AK's fire 7.62x39, but as long as you use a 30 caliber bullet no one will be able to tell the difference.

 

[queenrobot]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
This topic ensures a short thread half life.

Microwave on high for a couple of seconds will do it in.

I figured. I don't want any monetary gain from destroying it. I just don't like my phone at all.

 

[queenrobot]

Originally posted by: KLin
Trying to rip off your cell phone provider?

Negative. I don't want any of their stupid phones as replacement.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: queenrobot

Originally posted by: Rubycon
This topic ensures a short thread half life.

Microwave on high for a couple of seconds will do it in.

I figured. I don't want any monetary gain from destroying it. I just don't like my phone at all.

Why does it have to look like an accident then?

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: queenrobot
I figured. I don't want any monetary gain from destroying it. I just don't like my phone at all.

Then avoid anything to do with water.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Washing machine.

 

[Ns1]

explosives

 

[Turin39789]

cordite

 

[queenrobot]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: queenrobot

Originally posted by: Rubycon
This topic ensures a short thread half life.

Microwave on high for a couple of seconds will do it in.

I figured. I don't want any monetary gain from destroying it. I just don't like my phone at all.

Why does it have to look like an accident then?

Idk...for entertainment purposes I guess.
:evil:

 

[nakedfrog]

Put it on top of your car, start driving, realize you forgot something, then back over it.

 

[Tim]

Originally posted by: queenrobot

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: queenrobot

Originally posted by: Rubycon
This topic ensures a short thread half life.

Microwave on high for a couple of seconds will do it in.

I figured. I don't want any monetary gain from destroying it. I just don't like my phone at all.

Why does it have to look like an accident then?

Idk...for entertainment purposes I guess.
:evil:

Ooooh Kinky

 

[Rike]

Test its aerodynamic qualities with repeated test flights of varying lengths.

 

[darkxshade]

dryhump it into oblivion

 

[Reckoner]

Grab a sledgehammer, start screaming like a madman, and break the thing into a million pieces.

 

[queenrobot]

Originally posted by: Reckoner
Grab a sledgehammer, start screaming like a madman, and break the thing into a million pieces.

How could I make that look accidental?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: queenrobot

Originally posted by: Reckoner
Grab a sledgehammer, start screaming like a madman, and break the thing into a million pieces.

How could I make that look accidental?

You accidentally read from the Necronomicon and were temporarily possessed by a demon?
Of course, you kinda need the Necronomicon if you want it to be plausible.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: queenrobot

Originally posted by: Reckoner
Grab a sledgehammer, start screaming like a madman, and break the thing into a million pieces.

How could I make that look accidental?

accidental insanity. it happens.