what is the best independant profession

[Chiropteran]

It would be nice to be a paid assassin, but it's not legal. So what is the next best thing?

 

[Jumpem]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
It would be nice to be a paid assassin, but it's not legal. So what is the next best thing?

That is a legal profession. Many private companies and governments hire mercenaries.

 

[Baked]

Take webcam, point at yourself, start porn site, start fapping.

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: Baked
Take webcam, point at yourself, start porn site, start fapping.

best, not worst.

 

[Pepsei]

couldn't you like to be a paid executioner then? people would love to pull the switch on pedos and murderers...

 

[Toasthead]

Independent Sports Agent. Those guys make BANK. and all you need is like 2 or 3 good players and your set for life!

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: Jumpem

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
It would be nice to be a paid assassin, but it's not legal. So what is the next best thing?

That is a legal profession. Many private companies and governments hire mercenaries.

I was thinking legal in the United States.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Baked
Take webcam, point at yourself, start porn site, start fapping.

that's an episode of queer as folk isn't it?

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: Jumpem

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
It would be nice to be a paid assassin, but it's not legal. So what is the next best thing?

That is a legal profession. Many private companies and governments hire mercenaries.

True True.
Join C.I.A.

 

[Jumpem]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
I was thinking legal in the United States.

Many are based in the US. I was at the website of one a while ago, but can't find it. The government hires them to perform overseas.

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
couldn't you like to be a paid executioner then? people would love to pull the switch on pedos and murderers...

Make sure you aren't in a state that uses lethal injection... how boring.

 

[tweakmm]

You would actually think it would be a sweet job to kill people?
You have a sick mind.

 

[Amplifier]

That's the job of everyone in the military.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
You would actually think it would be a sweet job to kill people?
You have a sick mind.

er , many people sign up to the armed forces to visit exotic places, meet exotic people and kill them.

being an assassin means you get to do the same, except you try to kill them before they shoot back.

 

[DaTT]

I would love to be a hitman, but I'd suck at it. Shoot the wrong people, get caught...that kind of thing. I'm a very unlucky person.

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
You would actually think it would be a sweet job to kill people?
You have a sick mind.

I think it would be exciting and fun though. Haven't you seen kill bill?

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: DaTT
I would love to be a hitman, but I'd suck at it. Shoot the wrong people, get caught...that kind of thing. I'm a very unlucky person.

seems like a cool plot for a comedy flix. :beer::thumbsup:

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran

Originally posted by: tweakmm
You would actually think it would be a sweet job to kill people?
You have a sick mind.

I think it would be exciting and fun though. Haven't you seen kill bill?

or gross point blank....

anything with little or no risk would be fun.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: DaTT
I would love to be a hitman, but I'd suck at it. Shoot the wrong people, get caught...that kind of thing. I'm a very unlucky person.

seems like a cool plot for a comedy flix. :beer::thumbsup:

Lets start writing.....

 

[Pepsei]

As I approach the tower from afar, I could see many diseased wildlife wondering about the forest. The tower itself is guarded only by two guards and a knight. It looks easy enough to penetrate.

I slip behind the guard on the right, cautiously examine his pouch. My patience paid off this time. A large Azeroth diamond with some silver pieces instead of the usual Alterac Swiss cheese. And of course that's what I end up getting from the knight and the other guard.

Turning my attention back to the first guard. I position myself as far as I can behind his back and to the right, surprised him with my poisoned dagger. Perhaps waiting for the inevitable, the unavoidable event of his coming death, he didn't run.

With only two opponents left, I sapped the knight, and while he's paralyzed. I quickly dispatched the guard with the same technique as I did with the first. Then moving behind the knight and perform a critical backstab. He easily succumbed to the quickness of my attacks. Searching thru all their corpses more thoroughly produced more silver coins, four to five pieces of runecloths, and from the knight a name tag which I kept as a token of remembrance.

The lack of gate into the tower makes it easier for me to 'break into' this tower by just sneaking thru the gaping opening of the tower. And there they are, three ice mages that can turn me into a nice ice statue and break it into thousand of pieces if I'm not careful with this encounter.

By sneaking into the tower unseen, I quickly emptied all their purses and fill up mine with more coins and a nice healing potion which will come in handy in future battles. I place the potion in my mooncloth bag next to a stack of runecloth bandages. Then reached into my demon hide bag for a pinch of flash powder and blinding powder. To make this battle a little bit easier, you have to fight them one by one or cut down combat time when facing two. Luckily I didn?t have to use my flash powder this time and in the end I pull out my bloodied dagger from the corpse of the last mage.

Wiping the sweat away as I go over all their belongings. I did not find the rare holy enchanting document that I was looking for. Perhaps it wasn?t meant to be. I will return again.

 

[nakedfrog]

Porn star

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

As I approach the tower from afar...
Perhaps it wasn?t meant to be. I will return again.

So you think being a gold farmer and selling gold on ebay is the way to go?

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

As I approach the tower from afar, I could see many diseased wildlife wondering about the forest. The tower itself is guarded only by two guards and a knight. It looks easy enough to penetrate.

I slip behind the guard on the right, cautiously examine his pouch. My patience paid off this time. A large Azeroth diamond with some silver pieces instead of the usual Alterac Swiss cheese. And of course that's what I end up getting from the knight and the other guard.

Turning my attention back to the first guard. I position myself as far as I can behind his back and to the right, surprised him with my poisoned dagger. Perhaps waiting for the inevitable, the unavoidable event of his coming death, he didn't run.

With only two opponents left, I sapped the knight, and while he's paralyzed. I quickly dispatched the guard with the same technique as I did with the first. Then moving behind the knight and perform a critical backstab. He easily succumbed to the quickness of my attacks. Searching thru all their corpses more thoroughly produced more silver coins, four to five pieces of runecloths, and from the knight a name tag which I kept as a token of remembrance.

The lack of gate into the tower makes it easier for me to 'break into' this tower by just sneaking thru the gaping opening of the tower. And there they are, three ice mages that can turn me into a nice ice statue and break it into thousand of pieces if I'm not careful with this encounter.

By sneaking into the tower unseen, I quickly emptied all their purses and fill up mine with more coins and a nice healing potion which will come in handy in future battles. I place the potion in my mooncloth bag next to a stack of runecloth bandages. Then reached into my demon hide bag for a pinch of flash powder and blinding powder. To make this battle a little bit easier, you have to fight them one by one or cut down combat time when facing two. Luckily I didn?t have to use my flash powder this time and in the end I pull out my bloodied dagger from the corpse of the last mage.

Wiping the sweat away as I go over all their belongings. I did not find the rare holy enchanting document that I was looking for. Perhaps it wasn?t meant to be. I will return again.

Thought you were gonna write about my misfortunes.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran

Originally posted by: Pepsei

As I approach the tower from afar...
Perhaps it wasn?t meant to be. I will return again.

So you think being a gold farmer and selling gold on ebay is the way to go?

exactly. play game and get paid for it. you can actually do that legally in EQ2 IIRC.

 

[AMDZen]

Being a male escort with high standards? Or maybe just run an escort service of your own.

Sure you may say this is illegal, but the fact is that its a grey area. Thats why they are "escorts", they are simply escorting the lovely and lonely women out for a nice dinner. In fact, I can pretty much guarentee that its impossible to get busted as an escort if your smart about it. Your not doing anything illegal, and if they somehow find evidence of funds exchanging hands, you simply state that the money was a gift.

Trust me, I know someone that used to run a outcall "massage" place, and he did it for years without a single problem. There are tons of them in any reasonably sized city in the country, and if they're ran by someone smart, it will always be there.