My lady would say it's mine.
what two men do together in the morning is no business of mine.
patiently waiting for the elitist sausage makers to come in here suggesting that their homemade sausage is better than anything you can find at a market.
But this whole argument is irrelevant because bacon > sausage.
I will respectfully disagree. For breakfast I really do like a couple sausage patties. Even more so when you crumble it in with scrambled eggs or use them on a breakfast sammich. And sausage just works better to mop up all the extra maple syrup on your plate that was left over from your pancakes or waffles.
What we can likely agree on is that the pig is an amazing animal.