What is it with women and chocolate?

[SaltBoy]

The new Eckerd drugstore ad on tv implies that women want chocolate for Valentines Day more than anything else. That got me to thinking -- why do females obsess so much over chocolate? I like chocolate, and I'll eat it if it's offered to me, but I'm not going to have a sexual experience with it like women seem to.

What's the deal?

 

[Electric Amish]

<< but I'm not going to have a sexual experience with it >>



Prude!

amish

 

[Russ]

It's not just women, numbnuts. Chocolate is the food of Kings.

Russ, NCNE

 

[SaltBoy]

<< Prude! >>



Okay, fine -- I'll have a sexual experience with chocolate.

MMMM Chocolate OH YES! YES! YES!

 

[Fausto]

chocolate? shoes? jewelry? flowers? remembering to put the lid down?

They're things most women like a lot, just accept it. Just like women look at us and go:

football? engines? whizzing in the snow and writing your name? What is it with men?




Fausto

 

[Geekbabe]

<< The new Eckerd drugstore ad on tv implies that women want chocolate for Valentines Day more than anything else. That got me to thinking -- why do females obsess so much over chocolate? I like chocolate, and I'll eat it if it's offered to me, but I'm not going to have a sexual experience with it like women seem to.

What's the deal? >>




nothing confusing about it, you want her to give up some goodies,well you best get busy forking over
the chocolate

 

[Electric Amish]

<< shoes >>



Been married for 10 years and I still don't uderstand this one...

amish

 

[Jzero]

So let me get this straight.
Chocolate, which is generally rather inexpensive unless you're buying Lindt or Godiva or whatnot, seems to have a sexual effect on many women.....and this is a problem....how?

 

[Fausto]

The shoe thing is apparently genetic and may skip generations. My wife's maternal grandmother has a shoe "problem", my wife's mom does not, my wife is deeply afflicted with this wallet-crippling disorder.

The upshot is that every pair of shoes she shows up with (she used to just put them straight into the closet and then wear them a week or so later thinking I wouldn't know they were new....but I always noticed) is a good excuse for me to blow some loot on computer or bicycle toys.

Fausto

 

[Atlantean]

I love chocolate, it is the best food out there. I am man and I like chocolate!!!

 

[SaltBoy]

<< Chocolate, which is generally rather inexpensive unless you're buying Lindt or Godiva or whatnot, seems to have a sexual effect on many women.....and this is a problem....how? >>



Hmmm... you got a point there. I'll shut up now.

No seriously -- is there a chemical in chocolate that initiates the response, or what?

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< shoes >>



Been married for 10 years and I still don't uderstand this one...

amish >>



groans.. shoes, did somebody say "shoes ?

 

[kassy]

<< is there a chemical in chocolate that initiates the response, or what >>


Yes, apparently there is a chemical in chocolate that makes one feel similar to being in love or lust.

Chocolate

 

[Hammer]

Only in very large amounts.



<< Yes, apparently there is a chemical in chocolate that makes one feel similar to being in love or lust. >>

 

[BillGates]

Women like chocolate because they have no willpower to resist it. They'd rather become fat cattle than do without some sweets. Sad.

..... I think I'll get my girl flowers tomorrow

 

[Russ]

Gates,

You really are an idiot.

Russ, NCNE

 

[BillGates]

Apparently if you prefer women with nice bodies over obese ones, that makes you an idiot.

Looks like somebody's wife is a victim of chocolate, and now they're bitter. TeeHee

 

[Geekbabe]

Gates,

Actually a couple of us were wondering if you'd be willing to Fed-eX us those unused boxes of chocolate, heck you people not eating it means more for the rest of us


my non-obese self tends to fully indulge tommorow with chocolate

 

[Perknose]

All I know is, both women and chocolate taste good and satisfy, in that yummy, can't get enough kind of way.

And . . . don't even get me started on beautiful naked women dipped all over in premium dark chocolate with just enough coconut sprinkled around for crunch.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[kassy]

<< Women like chocolate because they have no willpower to resist it. They'd rather become fat cattle than do without some sweets. Sad >>


You are correct, so Billy Boy come here baby, let me sit on you and suffocate you with my big fat arse.

 

[Electric Amish]

<< All I know is, both women and chocolate taste good and satisfy, in that yummy, can't get enough kind of way.

And . . . don't even get me started on beautiful naked women dipped all over in premium dark chocolate with just enough coconut sprinkled around for crunch.

Mmmmmmmmmmm. >>



Wow!

amish

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< Women like chocolate because they have no willpower to resist it. They'd rather become fat cattle than do without some sweets. Sad >>


You are correct, so Billy Boy come here baby, let me sit on you and suffocate you with my big fat arse. >>




ROTFLOL... best line I've heard all day

 

[Turin39789]

What is it with women covered in chocolate?


OOOooooh YEa!

 

[Geekbabe]

<< All I know is, both women and chocolate taste good and satisfy, in that yummy, can't get enough kind of way.

And . . . don't even get me started on beautiful naked women dipped all over in premium dark chocolate with just enough coconut sprinkled around for crunch.

Mmmmmmmmmmm. >>




word !!

 

[Perknose]

<< ]Women like chocolate because they have no willpower to resist it. They'd rather become fat cattle than do without some sweets. Sad.

You are correct, so Billy Boy come here baby, let me sit on you and suffocate you with my big fat arse. >>



LOL, kassy, another stunning argument for pay per view!

I'll bring the chocolate!!