What is it with some people?

[JulesMaximus]

Sunday I was out driving with my son in the car; it was a warm day so we had the windows down. Anyway, I pull up at this light and as soon as the signal changes this goon in a huge chevy truck floors it away from the light. Now he's driving a diesel so for about 200' he's spewing tons of black soot out of this giant cock enhancing machine of his. My son actually complained about the smell. :|

The douchenozzle in the truck flies up about 1/8th of a mile and then veers into the left turn lane to turn left. I just shook my head in disbelief as I drove past him at the speed limit.

How come there's never a cop around when you need one... It would have been so sweet to see that prick get pulled over.

 

[meltdown75]

wahhhhhhhh

 

[guitarslingerchris]

I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

 

[OUCaptain]

Those douchebags always make me laugh. They go to all the trouble of installing the power adders but fail to get it tuned properly. They think black smoke means more power. Fucking morans.

 

[leftyman]

Maybe he was on the way to the hospital.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

:thumbsup:

 

[nakedfrog]

Are you selling penis mightier?

 

[Crono]

Disregarding penis size, it sucks when vehicles put out a lot of dirty emissions. Won't someone please think of the children?!?!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
wahhhhhhhh

Bitch. I was going to post that.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Not everyone can be as awesome as you in your ford aerostar pops.



Shoulda told your son to take a deep breath

 

[IceBergSLiM]

as far as rants go, this one gets a negative score -x/10 where x = the largest number you can think of.

 

[BrokenVisage]

The important thing is you and your son are OK! Don't allow this brush with death to change your life though.

 

[rivan]

With 38k posts I'd thought you'd have whined yourself out by now.

Your son complained about the smell, eh? How shocking. My 5-year-old talks about Dave Grohl. My kid parrots the stuff I talk about, your kid parrots your whining.

 

[zoiks]

I also have a wish where I could run over bicyclists legally on the road. Right after they run the red light that is thinking that road rules don't apply to them.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: zoiks
I also have a wish where I could run over bicyclists legally on the road. Right after they run the red light that is thinking that road rules don't apply to them.

That's easy. Just get ahead of them and turn right and then flip a bitch. When you see them coming from your left, time it and nail them as they go through the intersection.
Works every time.

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

Maybe you haven't realized most men need a 1 ton to haul our mighty cocks around. If all you've got is that little millimeter peter I guess a car would do.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: compman25

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

Maybe you haven't realized most men need a 1 ton to haul our mighty cocks around. If all you've got is that little millimeter peter I guess a car would do.

Car? It's a novelty that Jules isn't riding his bicycle around.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

Well, you sound awfully defensive.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

Well, you sound awfully defensive.

Well, you sound awfully retarded.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

Well, you sound awfully defensive.

Well, you sound awfully retarded.

Whaaa, I don't like your rant...whaaaaa.

Speaking of whine. You people sure seem to be whining a lot about a relatively minor rant I made.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Sunday I was out driving with my son in the car; it was a warm day so we had the windows down. Anyway, I pull up at this light and as soon as the signal changes this goon in a huge chevy truck floors it away from the light. Now he's driving a diesel so for about 200' he's spewing tons of black soot out of this giant cock enhancing machine of his. My son actually complained about the smell. :|

The douchenozzle in the truck flies up about 1/8th of a mile and then veers into the left turn lane to turn left. I just shook my head in disbelief as I drove past him at the speed limit.

How come there's never a cop around when you need one... It would have been so sweet to see that prick get pulled over.

That certainly was worth making a thread about:roll:

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

Well, you sound awfully defensive.

Well, you sound awfully retarded.

Whaaa, I don't like your rant...whaaaaa.

Speaking of whine. You people sure seem to be whining a lot about a relatively minor rant I made.

Lol, we're just busting your chops

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: guitarslingerchris
I'd love to be that prick. WTB Turbo Diesel, PST

Why? Is your cock that small?

The only one with cock security issues seems to be you since you seem to equate penis size with vehicles. You have no clue what the other driver in your little morality tale does for a living or what he uses his truck for but zero in immediately on some imaginary linkage between his choice of vehicle and his penis.

Well, you sound awfully defensive.

Well, you sound awfully retarded.

Whaaa, I don't like your rant...whaaaaa.

Speaking of whine. You people sure seem to be whining a lot about a relatively minor rant I made.

Lol, we're just busting your chops

:laugh: No problem.

:thumbsup: