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What is it with peoepl having cell phone conversations while on the toilet?

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BooGiMaN

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Its weird, its like a common thing here where i work!
Nothing can be that important that they cant wait until they get out the bathroom geez!
Some guy was in there talking to his mortgage lender while in the stall.. i was like wtf?

I would be to embarrased to do that ..besides the fact that anyone i would talk to with my cell woudl be liek what thee hell you in the bathroom? geez finish up and then call me.

So are u guys bathroom cell users?

Also whats up with people not washing their hands after.. i wish i knew who they were so as not to ever shake their hands or ask them for anything!

 
Talking is bathrooms is strictly forbidden. A head nod to a co-worker or the occassional "hey" is acceptable, but the latter is frowned upon. But restrooms are what 802.11? was made for!
 
nope, can't talk and sh!t at the same time.

It's funny you bring this up, we went to six flags a few weeks ago and my friends dad that went o nthe Titan with us, was one the phone the whole time. We got the picture at the bottom of the first drop with him talking on the phone.
 
I was on a long phone interview once and took the phone into the bathroom...didn't flush, though, until after the call. 😀
 
The guy I was talking about on the phone with his lender was like plop plop fizz fizzing.. straining/farting and all..i can only imaginng what the guy on the other end of the conversation was thinking
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Talking is bathrooms is strictly forbidden. A head nod to a co-worker or the occassional "hey" is acceptable, but the latter is frowned upon. But restrooms are what 802.11? was made for!
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why don't people understand this?

Today i'm washing my hands(something a lot of people don't do) and a dude walks in and starts talking to a guy using the pee-pot. The wizzing dude finished,zipped up, and shoke the other dudes hand. :Q i will never shake anyones hand ever again.

 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
The guy I was talking about on the phone with his lender was like plop plop fizz fizzing.. straining/farting and all..i can only imaginng what the guy on the other end of the conversation was thinking
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"so...UURRRKKKK :: Pfffttt:: what did you...ARrrrAHH...say your...*ppphhhrrrt* rates were, again? ::sssssttt::"

<-- giggling like a 5th grader
 
My boss used to always use the toilet while on the phone. Then again, he used about 12,000 minutes a month, and that was 3 years ago:Q

Spac3d
 
My fiance's brother-in-law was changing his infants diaper in the mens room (they had one of those baby stations in the handycap stall), and was talking to the kid like most fathers do - you know "oooo, is my little buddy all wet", "oh, you made a poopoo", "geez, you're a chubby little thing", etc.... some guy in the stall next to him shot up and went running out of the bathroom LHAO.
 
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
nope, can't talk and sh!t at the same time.

It's funny you bring this up, we went to six flags a few weeks ago and my friends dad that went o nthe Titan with us, was one the phone the whole time. We got the picture at the bottom of the first drop with him talking on the phone.
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Wow, your friend's dad has skills to keep on talking on the phone on that ride 🙂
 
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Talking is bathrooms is strictly forbidden. A head nod to a co-worker or the occassional "hey" is acceptable, but the latter is frowned upon. But restrooms are what 802.11? was made for!
Click to expand...

why don't people understand this?

Today i'm washing my hands(something a lot of people don't do) and a dude walks in and starts talking to a guy using the pee-pot. The wizzing dude finished,zipped up, and shoke the other dudes hand. :Q i will never shake anyones hand ever again.
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No...no talkign nod and thats it...weirdest feeling is someone talking to u and ur like just keep looking at the wall in front of u dont turn hurry up and finish and get out of there.

we have some characters where i work i tell u...i call this one old guy superman because ....whenever i go in there and his taking a wiss, its funny cuz he is at the urinal, and stands there like superman with his hands on his hips!!
 
Anyone remember a joke about this?


this guy #1 was driving from San Francisco to LA. Half way through, he stopped at a gas station to unload some of those tacos he had for lunch. So guy #1 goes in the first open stale. Took off his pants and sat down. Just about to unload, he heard a voice next door.

Guy next door: Hey howit going?
Guy #1: Fine. (thinking to himself what the hell? Why is this guy asking me questions while I'm taking a dump)
Guy next door: Where are you going?
Guy #1: LA.
Guy next door: Hey Lisa, I'll call you back cause the guy next door is listening to my phone conversation.
Guy #1: Speechless.


Lol

 
That is totally gross...EWWWwwwwwww!

Hell what's next, drive/talk, eat/talk, movies/talk, etc... Damn, I don't even like talking on the phone, much less let it involve every other activity I do during a day...
 
"Sir, where are you?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I just keep hearing splashing and various water sounds, thought you were on a ship or something."
"Nah, just in a whirlpool"

Muwahahaha.....
😀
 
that reminds of a funny story. i was finishing my business in the restroom & washing my hands(which i was taught to do at an early age, btw 🙂 ) & this guy comes in with a cell phone in his shirt pocket. he proceeds to the urinal, leans over to unzip and...ploop...cell phone falls in the urinal!!! i tried not to laugh as i was leaving.
 
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