NinjaGnome
Platinum Member
Up and down back and forth faster faster Up and down back and forth faster faster Up and down back and forth faster faster Up and down back and forth faster faster. haha its so good😀
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What is it with girls and horses?
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loup garou
Lifer
I know...WTF?
Every one of th this idiot's (StormRider) posts are dripping with innuendo, and he posts something like this, and instead of locking a perfectly obvious trolling thread, the mods delete people's posts that point it out? The guy is almost worse that LordJezo when it comes to sexually deviant trolling. :/
yruffostsif
Senior member
lol, they were removed.
MainFramed
Diamond Member
it i'll do (that answer)
Nebor
Lifer
No... there's nothing odd at all... why would you say such a thing.... All is well... all is.... Noooo! It's all a lie! The mods are conspiring with Stormrider to market erotic novels on anandtech, if you don't stop them befo *mods burst in with machine guns* No! Nooooooo! *ratatatatatatatata*
I stand corrected, StormRider isn't the dunce here.
I rode horses before, I know what it feels like. My gina hurts like hell after 10 minutes. Unless you're horny, it wont' do much, most riders that I know dont' get off on it. And even if you do, would you continue to ride after the peak?
And the old sexist cultures thing.... HELLO, how DO you ride a horse with a skirt?
SagaLore
Elite Member
"Weiner on the saddle"? Sorry lady, but guys aren't concerned with our "weiners". We're worried about our "meatballs". 😉
And gopunk pointed out that a girl he knows does like it. Last time I checked women don't sit directly on their clitoris, if you want to compare apples to apples here.
Dude, weiner on the saddle is implying that since people think girls get off on riding a horse, the best comparison would be to put the weiner close to the saddle so that you can see what the "sensation" may be like.
And like I said, if you like it rough, maybe you'd like it like gopunk's friend (none of my riding friends are like that so who are you going to believe? try it youself and see)... riding a horse is not slow and gentle as seen on TV.
It would be far easier to get off on a motorcycle, I'd know, I have a Ducati.
SagaLore
Elite Member
I know, I just saw that bike on your site. 😉
Okay I understand your weiner thing. I agree that a guy won't get off by taping his penis to the saddle, I think you don't quite have a grasp on the difference in stimulation between a guy and a girl. As you know vibrations and movements applied to the labia indirectly stimulate the nerve endings of the clitoris, which is sheathed within the hood and somewhat moist at all times. But with guys (many whom are circumsized) the sensation has to be applied directly in a much larger stroke pattern after there is adequate lubrication/moisture applied. And the pressure applied to the surface area of the penis has to be great enough for full sensation but not too great as too induce a stretching/pulling or "rugburn". This is all something that a woman already has builtin dynamically to their genitialia.
So the comparison is kind of tilted... it would only be fair if you strapped a lubricated fake vagina to the straddle and let the guy insert while taking the horse for a stroll. 😛
Why did this thread head in this direction? 😱
Demon-Xanth
Lifer
Horses seem like a good idea until you have to pay and take care of them. Then they're not quite as good.
1: Like dogs they need to be fed.
1a: unlike dogs they need to be fed twice a day, and thier feed comes in 100lb bales.
2: you have to clean thier stall. This isn't easy, especially in the rain.
3: When they get bored, they tend to chew on stuff. Some breeds are better than others about not being destructive, but a gelding that was staying at my parent's property ended up tearing a piece of our dog's house off and digging an 18" hole where a walkway was.
4: They need shoes, this is somewhere in the $60-100 range every six weeks
5: they need annual shots. This cost isn't too bad if you're willing to cart the horse to the vet.
If you're willing to put up with it all, they are good animals, but are very high maintenance.
1: Like dogs they need to be fed.
1a: unlike dogs they need to be fed twice a day, and thier feed comes in 100lb bales.
2: you have to clean thier stall. This isn't easy, especially in the rain.
3: When they get bored, they tend to chew on stuff. Some breeds are better than others about not being destructive, but a gelding that was staying at my parent's property ended up tearing a piece of our dog's house off and digging an 18" hole where a walkway was.
4: They need shoes, this is somewhere in the $60-100 range every six weeks
5: they need annual shots. This cost isn't too bad if you're willing to cart the horse to the vet.
If you're willing to put up with it all, they are good animals, but are very high maintenance.
abracadabra1
Diamond Member
ROFL
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