What is it about female tennis players?

BCYL · Jun 20, 2005

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
because they are running around in short skirts, hitting balls and making sex noises.

I think it's the noise they make that does it for me...

Tom · Jun 20, 2005

i think its because they are sweaty and slippery.

aplefka · Jun 20, 2005

Don't question it, just accept it.

iluvtruenos · Jun 20, 2005

"AHHH, AHH, AAAAAHHHHH, AHHHHH, AHHH, AAAAAAHHH!!!"

klah · Jun 20, 2005

Short skirts and grunting.

imported_Kensai · Jun 20, 2005

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Because they're young, sweaty, pretty, wearing hardly anything, and would whoop your azz in tennis. That's why.

Safeway · Jun 20, 2005

Originally posted by: Anubis
the fact that they have next to no clothing on?

Ryan · Jun 20, 2005

lavagirl669 · Jun 20, 2005

they like to play with balls?

Deeko · Jun 20, 2005

Originally posted by: rbloedow
The real quesiton is:

What is it about

male tennis players?

No one asked you.

Sharapova is also gigantic.