What is fap?

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BlackTigers

BlackTigers

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Jan 15, 2006
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578

Probably a repost, but fap is way to common to dig for.

"This is for every single person on this board, do you really think this is what Jesus wanted? Why did God give us our genitals if we cannot use them? Why do we have the power to imagine, fantasize and all the other great things if we aren't allowed to use them or we are sinners damned for eternal hell? Do you guys ever look in the mirror?

The message I'm trying to convere here is that every single person on this board posting seriously should die an excrutiating painful death because your mentality is so disturbed and wrong that I do not even think God would want you near his kingdom, you are piffleed up in your head, you are sick and retarded I sincerely hope you die in a fire, piffle you all faggots. Suck my big black dick."

oh, my, god.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

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We are all sinners. We have no right to expect God to forgive us for what we have done. This is why He sent His son to live a perfect life and die for our sins. The perfect sacrifice for our imperfect lives.
 
UberNeuman

UberNeuman

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Fapusu 1:1 - If we weren't meant to fap, God would not have given up hands, or a cozy rug to rub up against...
 
theflyingpig

theflyingpig

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www.landoverbaptist.net Pathetic. An entire forum brought together by their own self induced ignorance and stupidity.

Edit: After reading some of the responses, I have to believe that the entire forum is a huge parody. It's the only explanation.
 
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preslove

preslove

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I'm only through page two, but are they really SERIOUS?

They aren't being sarcastic when they attack the guy who knows what fap is?

What kind of sick pervert are you?! How DARE you talk about God's Favorite Woman Politican© like that!
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This guy isn't being ironic?
 
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MotF Bane

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There is joy in Jesus’ heart at the numbers seeking Salvation™ through Landover. However, there is a log-jam of prayers at the Gates of Heaven; please try later and hope He does not smite you before you can post.
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ATOT > LBC.

Edit: VBulletin sucks horse cock.
 
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Alone

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Rudeguy said:
We are all sinners. We have no right to expect God to forgive us for what we have done. This is why He sent His son to live a perfect life and die for our sins. The perfect sacrifice for our imperfect lives.
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Which basically teaches us, what, that we can pretty much do whatever we want and let someone else take the heat and it'll all be good?

Sweet.
 
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