What is a good ice breaker?

[Lager]

What is a good ice breaker when talking to a girl you have absolutely no chance with?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Money from the parents & :beer: from my friends

 

[Zim Hosein]

Considering you completely changed the thread title and edited your post coldcut, I'm going to ignore you tonight :beer:

 

[cheapgoose]

"hey, you wanna see the 2 inch bar going through my penis?"

 

[cheapgoose]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Considering you completely changed the thread title and edited your post coldcut, I'm going to ignore you tonight :beer:

what was it before?

 

[LeetViet]

If you want to get a girl, you need to be confident and respectful. Those 2 things will take you places.

 

[ElFenix]

got a smoke?

 

[DanJ]

Should ask her, "So what is a good ice breaker when talking to a girl I have absolutely no chance with?"

 

[EvilYoda]

"Hi...my name is..."

a la Em.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: cheapgoose

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Considering you completely changed the thread title and edited your post coldcut, I'm going to ignore you tonight :beer:

what was it before?

Something along the lines of what you received for your last birthday.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Go up to her and say, "Hi, my name's 'Woogie'....I like your shoes."

 

[Gunslinger08]

Walk up to her calmly and then yell "Would you like to see my penis?"

A guy in my dorm actually hooked up with a girl by using that line.

 

[PCboy]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: cheapgoose

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Considering you completely changed the thread title and edited your post coldcut, I'm going to ignore you tonight :beer:

what was it before?

Something along the lines of what you received for your last birthday.

that's what I saw in the thread but for some reason, I read "Where's my f**king clams?. I guess the title didn't update until after.

 

[boyRacer]

A motorcycle. always works.

 

[Lager]

Is this ok?

"I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."

or

"Do you believe in love at first sight?"

or

"Can I borrow a dollar?"

 

[Gunslinger08]

Are you a prostitute?

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: coldcut

"Can I borrow a dollar?"

As corny as that sounds... that actually works. But you better know how to take it from there...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: coldcut
What is a good ice breaker when talking to a girl you have absolutely no chance with?

Talk about anything. THe key is to appear confident and indifferent to her beauty.

I can talk to the hotest chick on the planet if i want to (definitely do) simply by remaining composed and making sure i don't come off as a chaser...rather someone looking to converse.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Go up to the girl and ask her if she knows any good ice breakers.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: coldcut
What is a good ice breaker when talking to a girl you have absolutely no chance with?

Talk about anything. THe key is to appear confident and indifferent to her beauty.

I can talk to the hotest chick on the planet if i want to (definitely do) simply by remaining composed and making sure i don't come off as a chaser...rather someone looking to converse.

yah but that wont get you in her pants.

 

[pyonir]

Nice shoes....wanna fvck?

works every time. Chicks love when you notice their shoes.

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: boyRacer

Originally posted by: coldcut

"Can I borrow a dollar?"

As corny as that sounds... that actually works. But you better know how to take it from there...

So how DO you take it from there?

 

[Shockwave]

This is one of the better ice breakers around.
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[Feldenak]

You're not allergic to Rohypnol are you?

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: coldcut
What is a good ice breaker when talking to a girl you have absolutely no chance with?

Hi, my name is _________ , extend hand for a hand shake.