Where people talk aimlessly about what they ate for dinner, what mp3s they downloaded and how they hate their high school science teacher cause he failed them.
Oh and add in some good old fashion
camwhoring, depressed musings, self-diagnoses of a billion mental diseases (don't you know? its cool to be schizo now) and you're all set to go
Edit: I forgot the amazon movie wishlist. You have to like really dark and retarded movies like Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, ad nauseum.
Oh and you have to say "but I digress" and "fvck Bush" a lot
