What is a 6.9?

[Mucho]

What is a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

80-Ponder
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!


A Daring New Position
Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

 

[Spooner]

don't get much lamer

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Mucho
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

Ewwwwwwww!

 

[Amused]

Groaners one and all, but still worth a smile.

 

[BrokenVisage]

.69/10

 

[Tea Bag]

duh-dun.. CHING!

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
.69/10

haha

 

[Adica]

I admit to have laughed.

 

[Nitemare]

I admit to yawning

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: Mucho
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

i thought that was a jelly doughnut

 

[Actaeon]

I like the Daring Position one

The rest were Meh.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Mucho
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

80-Ponder
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!


A Daring New Position
Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

Were the guys nuts in #2 counted towards his overall weight of 80 pounds, or was thir weight exclusive of the 80 pounds?

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Mucho
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

80-Ponder
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!


A Daring New Position
Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

Were the guys nuts in #2 counted towards his overall weight of 80 pounds, or was thir weight exclusive of the 80 pounds?

The joke implies that his nuts were half of his weight, so yes, it counted towards his overall 80 pounds.

 

[AnyMal]

71
69 + two fingers!

68
You do me and I'll owe you one