What in the hell is wrong with this girl?

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EyeMWing

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She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She's hot.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She DOES NOT have a penis (she wears pants so tight I can tell)
She knows intarweb jokes
She's not a social recluse.

Did she miss a series of memos somewhere along the line? Specifically the ones pertaining to gender roles, sex, and the entrance requirements for nerddom (she has them all except the ugliness and the social reclusiveness).

What in the fvck is going on here? I mean, I was going to go after her, but the more I pay attention to her, the creepier things get. Things just don't add up. There's no way this combination can exist, and there's no way she can be that naive.

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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Grab this woman and grab her now, or else give me her phone number.
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Dude, did you miss the "There's something fundamentally wrong here" part?
 
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sniperruff

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she's a geek. and why would i want a girl who

" She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She knows intarweb jokes"

anyway?
 
AreaCode707

AreaCode707

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Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She's hot.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She DOES NOT have a penis (she wears pants so tight I can tell)
She knows intarweb jokes
She's not a social recluse.

Did she miss a series of memos somewhere along the line? Specifically the ones pertaining to gender roles, sex, and the entrance requirements for nerddom (she has them all except the ugliness and the social reclusiveness).

What in the fvck is going on here? I mean, I was going to go after her, but the more I pay attention to her, the creepier things get. Things just don't add up. There's no way this combination can exist, and there's no way she can be that naive.
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The catch is that if you go after her, she's going to tell you, like she's told any other guy who's gone after her, "Go away."

90% likely. Good luck on that 10%. :)
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Grab this woman and grab her now, or else give me her phone number.
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And by grab, he literally means grab a body part with your hands.
 
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MAME

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after seeing your previous interests, I find it impossible that any girl you think is good looking is even remotely attractive
 
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miri

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Originally posted by: MAME
after seeing your previous interests, I find it impossible that any girl you think is good looking is even remotely attractive
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link, lol
 
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Steve

Lifer
May 2, 2004
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Go for it and see if you're in that other 10%, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't kick yourself later for missing out on this girl who sounds like she's one in a million.
 
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Rogue

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I'll tell you what's wrong here, you're wearing teh goggles. She can't be hot. This would be like an anomaly in the space/time continuum or something if all of the panned out. I mean, my wife is hot, likes to play some games, have learned some computer stuff from me over the years, rides a motorcycle and loves watching football, but there is something fundamentally wrong with the woman you decribed.
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She's hot.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She DOES NOT have a penis (she wears pants so tight I can tell)
She knows intarweb jokes
She's not a social recluse.

Did she miss a series of memos somewhere along the line? Specifically the ones pertaining to gender roles, sex, and the entrance requirements for nerddom (she has them all except the ugliness and the social reclusiveness).

What in the fvck is going on here? I mean, I was going to go after her, but the more I pay attention to her, the creepier things get. Things just don't add up. There's no way this combination can exist, and there's no way she can be that naive.
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The catch is that if you go after her, she's going to tell you, like she's told any other guy who's gone after her, "Go away."

90% likely. Good luck on that 10%. :)
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Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
 
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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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So you like being friend-zoned by every woman you meet?
 
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