what if...

[JSt0rm]

Trump gets sick of winning BEFORE the election is over?

 

[Humpy]

On the Monday right before just be all like "Nah, I'm good"?

 

[MajinCry]

His speech would probably be something like this:


"The people of 'Merica, I am leaving this race, this race I'm in, as I think, and have, fulfilled my duty in making 'Merica great again, so I am leaving this race.

When I thought to begin running for President, you, my supporters, that are very good at supporting, began to appear. Appearing with the greatness of 'Merica in your hearts, very freedom loving, and very god fearing hearts. And we have at every step, every hard earned, good step of the way, been working towards making America great again.

And I believe that I have done that, a belief I hold, I believe that I have done 'Merica good by making it great again, as the supporters, my supporters, have made their voices and complaints heard, very great voices with very important complaints, very important.

And since the people, my people, the supporters of me, are making real changes, great changes for 'Merica, I am no longer needed, not a requirement, for making our great changes any longer, as the people, my supporters, are making the changes themselves after my guidance, my very good guidance.

That's Terry Tibbs, thank ya an' gahd naht, much love.

Let's let you all make 'Merica great again. I am Trump, and we have Trumped the failing of 'Merica, to make it great again."

 

[JSt0rm]

 

[shady28]

What if Hillary endorses Jill Stein?

 

[JSt0rm]

What if Hillary endorses Jill Stein?

Then that will force me to vote for trump.

You successfully puttermastered me.

 

[UglyCasanova]

There's been several times that I've thought he was looking for an out.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

There's been several times that I've thought he was looking for an out.

I've thought the same thing.
Howard Stern was talking about when he ran for Governor, he said it started out as a joke and it was something kind of fun to do. Then he started to poll decently and he said I have a good life, why do I want to do this and left. He feels Trump is in a similar spot, first having fun yelling at Politicians and Reporters, then having large crowds show up to hear you riff off some insults. I wonder when this will stop being fun for Trump at the debates or closer to November when he starts getting more and more crap for not releasing his taxes?

 

[werepossum]

OMG Nobody vote for Trump - he hangs around with very shady characters!

There's been several times that I've thought he was looking for an out.

Would be hilarious if it were true. "Wait - my poll numbers went UP? Jeez, what's a guy gotta say to get fired?"

 

[Fanatical Meat]

His hands appear to be the same size as his model wife

 

[werepossum]

There's been several times that I've thought he was looking for an out.

His hands appear to be the same size as his model wife

But look how much bigger than Hillary's heart!

You guys have a very disturbing interest in Donald Trump's junk. At least his big-handed model wife is getting paid to be interested.

 

[IronWing]

I finally understand the lyrics to Blister in the Sun.