What if...

[arcenite]

What if, one morning you woke up and your Wife/fiancée/girlfriend admitted to you that she was Rubycon on the AnandTech forums. How would you respond?

 

[SandEagle]

o rly?

 

[SunSamurai]

I'd tell her to make me a sammich.

 

[AdamK47]

I'd ask "When can we start living on that cruise ship of yours?"

 

[dwell]

What If... Spiderman joined the Fantastic Four?

 

[Sea Moose]

Id say she was lying cause my gf is not nearly as techie smart as rubycon..... *sigh*


I would love to have a coffee with rubycon though! She is fking smart!

 

[Sea Moose]

o rly?

rly!

 

[arcenite]

rly!

:awe:

 

[gonvik]

Is there nothing else you could be doing now, arcenite?

 

[ViviTheMage]

go back to bed, because it was all just a dream.

 

[arcenite]

Is there nothing else you could be doing now, arcenite?

I'm waiting for my new parts!!! But other than that, no...

go back to bed, because it was all just a dream.

 

[shiner]

What if, one morning you woke up and your Wife/fiancée/girlfriend admitted to you that she was Rubycon on the AnandTech forums. How would you respond?

The flaw in your question is assuming that 99.72% of the members here have ever talked to a girl in real life, much less had a girlfriend or wife.

 

[arcenite]

The flaw in your question is assuming that 99.72% of the members here have ever talked to a girl in real life, much less had a girlfriend or wife.

Hey man, it's purely hypothetical. I'm not here to put anyone down.

 

[edro]

Who is Rubycon?

 

[arcenite]

Who is Rubycon?

:wub:

 

[Sea Moose]

Who is Rubycon?

Ban Edro!!!

or Burn him ! Hes A witch!

 

[arcenite]

Ban Edro!!!

or Burn him ! Hes A witch!

:twisted:

 

[FoBoT]

Scene 5


CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]
BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEMIR: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEMIR: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEMIR: Bedemir, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table.

que?

 

[Sea Moose]

I think we need a Rubycon fan club

 

[FoBoT]

I think we need a bunch of restraining orders

fixed

 

[PricklyPete]

I have no idea who Rubycon is...and I don't think I'd care... although I know my wife well enough to know she doesn't frequent internet forums...hell it takes an act of of god to get her to check her email even though it gets delivered directly to her phone.

 

[Sea Moose]

lol damn you fobot!



Damn, i feel bad now! I admire her for her obvious high level of intelligence.

 

[arcenite]

lol damn you fobot!



Damn, i feel bad now! I admire her for her obvious high level of intelligence.

Stalker.D:

 

[Rubycon]

que?

Should be set to 12 or higher to avoid <10% hard fault ratio.

 

[T9D]

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