What If ...

[PaidLess]

i've always wondered this .. okay if zombies were to come back alive like night of the living dead ... how many zombies would there be and how would you fend them off within your house ... would you shoot them like ... Dawn Of The Dead .. or bash their face in with a bat and use a chainsaw to cut them up like .. Army Of Darkness

 

[chrisms]

Grab my shotgun, a few boxes of ammo, some beers, and a rocking chair

 

[jdiddy]

I'd go with the chainsaw method I'm more of a hands on type of guy.

 

[Blazin Trav]

Make sure I had a gun at the ready.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Arm myself and haul ass to the local elementary school. Metal grilles on the windows, steel doors, and interior roof access.

- M4H

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

cry in the attic

 

[EGGO]

Hint: Do not barracade yourself...ever.

 

[mpitts]

RUN!

 

[gw186]

I would keep one as a pet.

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: PaidLess
i've always wondered this .. okay if zombies were to come back alive like night of the living dead ... how many zombies would there be and how would you fend them off within your house ... would you shoot them like ... Dawn Of The Dead .. or bash their face in with a bat and use a chainsaw to cut them up like .. Army Of Darkness

Dude, I dunno if you noticed, but around here...


We play videogames.


Heaven help the poor damn Zombies. They have no idea what they're wandering into. The generation of gamers that has suckled at the teat of 10 years worth of Id Software shooters is just now becoming firearm-owning age.

It'd be a (re)slaughter.

 

[jdiddy]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Arm myself and haul ass to the local elementary school. Metal grilles on the windows, steel doors, and interior roof access.

- M4H

Hopefully that school isn't built on top of a ancient Indian burial ground or a pet cemetary.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: EGGO
Hint: Do not barracade yourself...ever.

Ever. Inevitably a single zombie will get in or one of your crew will be bitten rendering your barricade a death trap.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: EGGO
Hint: Do not barracade yourself...ever.

No, barricading works just fine. What you don't do is let any ditzy bitches with dogs or other Cute Wittle Fluffy Wuffies in your sanctuary. They always bring bad news.

- M4H

 

[Gurck]

Zombies aren't real?

 

[PaidLess]

Yes ... Barracading yourself gets yourself pwned .. IN THE FACE!! ... but i would go to the local gun shop and buy ... no i mean TAKE every thing i can from carbines .. to sniper rifles (when im bored) .. and pick off famous Movie stars .. (OMFG THERE ARNOLD ... PICK HIM OFF!! FACE HIM!!!)

 

[Mildlyamused]

I'd eat them....

 

[mchammer187]

if they are the fast moving zombies like 28 days later I would freaking hide

those guys are freaking insane

if they are slow ones I dont see them as a huge problem

 

[Insomniak]

I'm with EGGO and the boys. Stay mobile.

It never hurts to set up a base of ops though. Me and my housemates have it all planned out for our place. We barricade everything but the front door and an upstairs window that leads to the roof. Then we get the shotguns and make a fighting retreat from the front door to the stairs, which is the only way to the second floor. We haul ass up the stairs, and at the top we will have, as my housemate put it, "something belt fed".

From there, it's out on to the roof, and ropes to the ground, into somekind of durable vehicle, and off for a night of zombie drive-bys.

 

[TWills]

Me? I'd wake up.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Insomniak
I'm with Orsorum and the boys. Stay mobile.

It never hurts to set up a base of ops though. Me and my housemates have it all planned out for our place. We barricade everything but the front door and an upstairs window that leads to the roof. Then we get the shotguns and make a fighting retreat from the front door to the stairs, which is the only way to the second floor. We haul ass up the stairs, and at the top we will have, as my housemate put it, "something belt fed".

From there, it's out on to the roof, and ropes to the ground, into somekind of durable vehicle, and off for a night of zombie drive-bys.

lol Did you just call me a chick?

 

[PaidLess]

bump!?

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: Insomniak
I'm with Orsorum and the boys. Stay mobile.

It never hurts to set up a base of ops though. Me and my housemates have it all planned out for our place. We barricade everything but the front door and an upstairs window that leads to the roof. Then we get the shotguns and make a fighting retreat from the front door to the stairs, which is the only way to the second floor. We haul ass up the stairs, and at the top we will have, as my housemate put it, "something belt fed".

From there, it's out on to the roof, and ropes to the ground, into somekind of durable vehicle, and off for a night of zombie drive-bys.

You actually planned all that out?

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Insomniak
I'm with Orsorum and the boys. Stay mobile.

It never hurts to set up a base of ops though. Me and my housemates have it all planned out for our place. We barricade everything but the front door and an upstairs window that leads to the roof. Then we get the shotguns and make a fighting retreat from the front door to the stairs, which is the only way to the second floor. We haul ass up the stairs, and at the top we will have, as my housemate put it, "something belt fed".

From there, it's out on to the roof, and ropes to the ground, into somekind of durable vehicle, and off for a night of zombie drive-bys.

lol Did you just call me a chick?

naw I was just referring to the fact that you came up with not-barricading first.

EDIT: Wait, that was EGGO. Editing to fix. Sorry.

 

[PaidLess]

rofl ... Everyone post of what they would do in that situation .. we know theres prolly 10x more zombies than living people ... so what would YOU do!??!?!?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Insomniak

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Insomniak
I'm with Orsorum and the boys. Stay mobile.

It never hurts to set up a base of ops though. Me and my housemates have it all planned out for our place. We barricade everything but the front door and an upstairs window that leads to the roof. Then we get the shotguns and make a fighting retreat from the front door to the stairs, which is the only way to the second floor. We haul ass up the stairs, and at the top we will have, as my housemate put it, "something belt fed".

From there, it's out on to the roof, and ropes to the ground, into somekind of durable vehicle, and off for a night of zombie drive-bys.

lol Did you just call me a chick?

naw I was just referring to the fact that you came up with not-barricading first.

Heh that's what I figured.