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Mayfriday0529

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You are part of a Jury and you get free pizza for lunch and you are lactose intolerant and get the runs while in the court room?

 
Originally posted by: frodrick
Then you are an idiot for eating the free pizza that you know will give you the runs.
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but the jury is starving because of a very anal judge that likes not having a lunch break.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: frodrick
Then you are an idiot for eating the free pizza that you know will give you the runs.
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but the jury is starving because of a very anal judge that likes not having a lunch break.
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Id intentionally throw up all over the courtroom.
 
Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
We were given a choice (a menu from a local diner) when I was on jury duty.
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this came to me as an idea since i just read that olive garden sent free pizzas for the jury on the michael jackson case because they get no lunch break only snack breaks.

And i know if i was in the jury i would eat the pizza knowing that maybe maybe it could make me sick.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: frodrick
Then you are an idiot for eating the free pizza that you know will give you the runs.
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but the jury is starving because of a very anal judge that likes not having a lunch break.
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Boo-friggin-hoo. They're not starving, and missing lunch won't kill you.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
And i know if i was in the jury i would eat the pizza knowing that maybe maybe it could make me sick.
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thats if listening to detailed testimony from a boy who claims to have been taken advantage of by a 46 y/o celebrity who thinks he's peter pan and has to describe his private regions and acts hasnt made the juror sick already.

whew. /wipes brow
 
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
:music: When you're sittin' on the jury and you really start to worry... :music:
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i dont know why, but i thought of the saved by the bell theme song when i read that ...

 
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