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What if...

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MithShrike

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OK, I asked my mother why she wanted to watch such a crappy movie (Mission Impossible:2), she said because Tom Cruise is hot. Anyways, back to the What if...

...Tom Cruise became your step-daddy?

I'd frickin' never leave the house again! I'd be rich as can be considering that I could mooch off of all that wealth. Hell, screw school.
 
If Tom Cruise was your daddy, you'd never leave the house? Hmm... something you want to tell us?
 
Why would you want to be in your house all day? I'd be out living it up... flying, skiing, snorkeling, whatever..
 
i don't find tom cruise attractive at all.

better yet, if he was my step daddy i'd leave the house all day. anyone who knows me, knows i think he's teh worst actor ever.
 
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Ah, but I mean the current house I'm in. Do you know where I am? I'm fricking AZ! Horrible place... Well, I'd probably go out to the clubs in Phoenix and whatnot. But this house would be MINE muthafvcka! Ah!
 
Heh, you guys ever see Office Space? I'm a hell of a lot like the main character. If I could, I would do nothing. Simple.
 
I might take up skydiving again.

You know... a father/son... thing.

(Tom Cruise is an avid skydiver, for those who don't know.)
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
If Tom Cruise was your daddy, you'd never leave the house? Hmm... something you want to tell us?
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I think you're may be on to something 😉
 
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