what if your last name was "Fux"?

boyRacer

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There used to be this guy in my class named Jaquon Dick... lol.

It got old fast but there was always some obnoxious punk who sits next to him and asks if his dad's name was Harry. :D
 

PoPPeR

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They had to find someone with the last name "Focker" before they could title the movie "Meet the Fockers" I heard (maybe that's untrue, I read it on AT somewhere)
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
There's an asian guy here who's first name is Phuc -- but it's apparently pronounced, "Fuke."

Phuck Mi
or Phuck u?
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
There's an asian guy here who's first name is Phuc -- but it's apparently pronounced, "Fuke."

Phuck Mi
or Phuck u?

LOL - I just did a company Directory Services search and there are 4 Phuc's.

2 are Nguyen, one is Do, and the other is.. Phuc Ho! lolz0rs!
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
I would marry an asian person so then I could hyphenate and have the last name "fux-yu"

And if I was Asian and my last name was "Mi", I'd steal your wife and say to you, "She no longer fux-yu, now she fux-mi"
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: chiwawa626
I would marry an asian person so then I could hyphenate and have the last name "fux-yu"

And if I was Asian and my last name was "Mi", I'd steal your wife and say to you, "She no longer fux-yu, now she fux-mi.. and rikes it a rot!"

Fixed.
 

flyboy84

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there is a professor at my college named "Vuk Fatic" He has taped to his door a package notification from the mailroom, the person wrote his name as "Fuk" hahaha
 

Preyhunter

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I'd legally change my first name to Always...or Never...I guess it would depend on my situation at the time.
 

alien42

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we have a phu t tang

edit - didnt realize his middle initial was t until i check the spelling in the employee directory, too funny
 

cubby1223

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
They had to find someone with the last name "Focker" before they could title the movie "Meet the Fockers" I heard (maybe that's untrue, I read it on AT somewhere)
Just before the sequal premiered, they paid for trips to Disney World or something like that for anyone who's last name was Focker.

But none of this is as bad as a New York father someone managed to get a certain name on a birth certificate... it was pronouced shi-thead, and spelled without the dash... that's just not fair...

As for "Fux", that's not too bad. Think about everyone named Richard.
 

yokomo

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when I was in school we had a set of twins thier names where Gaylyn and Gaylord VanWay... that is just wrong...
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: chiwawa626
I would marry an asian person so then I could hyphenate and have the last name "fux-yu"

And if I was Asian and my last name was "Mi", I'd steal your wife and say to you, "She no longer fux-yu, now she fux-mi.. and rikes it a rot!"

Fixed.

ROFL@! classic!