What if you met a genie

manohartvs

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3 wishes...

What would they be.

Rules:
D'oh
No Extra wishes
No absolute power
No invisibility
No all the money in the worl
No jessica alba in your bedroom
No wish stating you want to be god

 

Sam334

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Mind control?

telekenesis?

Wait. The ability to stop time and move around while everyone's frozen. yay
 

Maximilian

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Taking into account your rules.

1. Infinite wishes
2. InvinCIbility
3. Sarah Michelle geller naked in ma bed ;)
 

mdchesne

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Originally posted by: manohartvs
3 wishes...

What would they be.

Rules:
No absolute power
No invisibility
No all the money in the worl
No jessica alba in your bedroom
No wish stating you want to be god

love the loophole you provided me....

I'd want a ferarri. then three more wishes.
I'd want all the money in the world, minus a buck, and three more wishes.
... continue, continue until you have like a billion wishes...

then cash all those extra wishes in at the chucky cheese for a cheap plastic elephant
 

junkerman123

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wow, way to limit everything in your rules....

1.) infinite wishes
2.) invincibility
3.) the ability to become beter than anyone else in the world at any skill instantly.
 

Cutterhead

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I would wish for a real genie that wasn't so concerned with protecting Jessica Alba from the likes of me! :D

I mean common' what kinda friggin genie is this?
 

Freejack2

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Reminds me of an old joke.
Man: I've always wanted to see Hawaii but have been afraid to fly. I wish for a bridge to Hawaii.
Genie: I don't think I can do that. A lot of materials, the ocean gets really deep, and it'd have to be engineered against the weather.
Man: Oh well ok then I wish I could understand women.
Genie: ... You want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4?
 

sic wil

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Id wish to be put on a planet with 100 jessica alba clones and 100 elisha cuthbert clones.
2nd wish would be to live forever, and 3rd wish would be that their adoration for me would never wain. That would be a small slice of heaven.
 

mdchesne

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Originally posted by: Freejack2
Reminds me of an old joke.
Man: I've always wanted to see Hawaii but have been afraid to fly. I wish for a bridge to Hawaii.
Genie: I don't think I can do that. A lot of materials, the ocean gets really deep, and it'd have to be engineered against the weather.
Man: Oh well ok then I wish I could understand women.
Genie: ... You want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4?

bush, suddam and a hippy find a genie. he gives them three wishes, one a peice. hippy asks for pot. poof, done. suddam asks for a wall to surround his country, 500miles high and inpenetrable to prevent foregners in. poof, done. bush asks "so tell me more about this wall" the genie says "it's perfect, nothign can get in or out" bush thinks a second. "fill it with water"
 

Vegitto

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I'd only like two wishes:

1.) That I can speak any language ever spoken, written or heard.
2.) That I can control life and death, so I can protect my loved ones.
 

loic2003

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Originally posted by: mdchesne

bush, suddam and a hippy find a genie. he gives them three wishes, one a peice. hippy asks for pot. poof, done. suddam asks for a wall to surround his country, 500miles high and inpenetrable to prevent foregners in. poof, done. bush asks "so tell me more about this wall" the genie says "it's perfect, nothign can get in or out" bush thinks a second. "check out this drive..."

fixed

 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: manohartvs
3 wishes...

What would they be.

Rules:
D'oh
No Extra wishes
No absolute power
No invisibility
No all the money in the worl
No jessica alba in your bedroom
No wish stating you want to be god

I would wish the there was no extra wish rule, THEN wish for unlimited wishes.

Easy.
 

manohartvs

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Jun 8, 2005
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: manohartvs
3 wishes...

What would they be.

Rules:
D'oh
No Extra wishes
No absolute power
No invisibility
No all the money in the worl
No jessica alba in your bedroom
No wish stating you want to be god

I would wish the there was no extra wish rule, THEN wish for unlimited wishes.

Easy.

YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE FVKING RULES!!!!
GAWD!!