What if we were the invaders?

[dud]

I just spotted this screener on Hulu:

Planet 51 screener


It's an interesting twist on the idea of an "alien invasion".

Suppose we were the aliens?


Funny ...


What do you think?

 

[A5]

It'd be an interesting idea for a serious movie, but that movie looks terrible.

 

[theflyingpig]

I can't wait for the day we begin invading other planets. We won't have to worry about "human rights" because our enemies will not be human, and we can torture and slaughter them without mercy. It will be glorious to erase an entire civilization from the universe.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: A5
It'd be an interesting idea for a serious movie, but that movie looks terrible.

I don't think it looks too terrible for a kid's movie. It is an interesting premise but I don't think it really will go that deeply into it.

 

[se7en]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I can't wait for the day we begin invading other planets. We won't have to worry about "human rights" because our enemies will not be human, and we can torture and slaughter them without mercy. It will be glorious to erase an entire civilization from the universe.

We do that here all the time we need something new and refreshing!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I can't wait for the day we begin invading other planets. We won't have to worry about "human rights" because our enemies will not be human, and we can torture and slaughter them without mercy. It will be glorious to erase an entire civilization from the universe.

But only as long as we keep the females alive since they have evolved 3 boobs on that planet...

 

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I can't wait for the day we begin invading other planets. We won't have to worry about "human rights" because our enemies will not be human, and we can torture and slaughter them without mercy. It will be glorious to erase an entire civilization from the universe.

As long as they finish the job and don?t later befriend the invaded planet. That could set us up for a fail like California.

 

[clamum]

I'll pass. I don't like those CGI kid movies.

 

[theflyingpig]

But only as long as we keep the females alive since they have evolved 3 boobs on that planet...

Of course we will. Breeding a race into near extinction will be the best part. Imagine how they would feel knowing that they are giving birth to hybrids who will be trained to slaughter any remaining male survivors.

As long as they finish the job and don?t later befriend the invaded planet. That could set us up for a fail like California.

Aside from the above exception, I can assure you that if I were in charge of the invading army, every living thing on that planet would be exterminated. Planetary genocide. Of course I will take their religious leaders aside and let them view the extermination of their entire species so they can see that there is no God(s). Then I will have them returned to the planet surface and killed.

 

[Oceandevi]

You guys are jerks. I would find out what them aliens use for drugs and steal all their technology first. Then take the womenz and leave them to rot. And tax the fuck out of them.

But I would never kill them. A sub-class is very useful...

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

But only as long as we keep the females alive since they have evolved 3 boobs on that planet...

Of course we will. Breeding a race into near extinction will be the best part. Imagine how they would feel knowing that they are giving birth to hybrids who will be trained to slaughter any remaining male survivors.

As long as they finish the job and don?t later befriend the invaded planet. That could set us up for a fail like California.

Aside from the above exception, I can assure you that if I were in charge of the invading army, every living thing on that planet would be exterminated. Planetary genocide. Of course I will take their religious leaders aside and let them view the extermination of their entire species so they can see that there is no God(s). Then I will have them returned to the planet surface and killed.

Awesome, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

might be entertaining, but I don't think I would be able to overlook the obvious inaccuracies

 

[theflyingpig]

Awesome, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

There is no newsletter, you can, however, join my army. You will receive information about the coming war at your weekly battalion formation.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
You guys are jerks. I would find out what them aliens use for drugs and steal all their technology first. Then take the womenz and leave them to rot. And tax the fuck out of them.

But I would never kill them. A sub-class is very useful...

You would have to kill a few to keep the rest in control.